Not exactly. [The obvious answer about their sex life is much, much better left unsaid. Alucard just lets the matter drop, and proceeds to lean over Leon's shoulder to follow what he's talking about.]

That's extremely large. [An understatement.] No wonder you arrived as you did.

[He shakes his head at the thought.]

I can't change my body mass, I'm afraid. Do your notes reveal how the thing came to be defeated?