Good enough. I'll try to only say really good stupid shit.

[ It's just pleasant, when they're like this in any configuration. Just about the least alone anyone could possibly be. And this is one of those times where, nope, he's not going to be moving for a while. Alucard can carry him to one of the baths if he wants, but he's not going to be moving anywhere under his own power. ]

How hard do you think it'd be to get Sypha to make the Dark Mistress into a Dark Goddess?

[ He really enjoyed that worshipping thing, okay????? ]