[Hector hands over a couple of large cloves. Alucard, don't kill yourself via garlic just to impress this loser.]

I am not one to skimp on garlic, but that is plenty for the size of the batch we're making. We don't want one element overwhelming it.

[He turns back to his grated cucumbers. Idiot. Hector is supposed to be instructing, not babysitting.

He gets to the end of the cucumber, and of course because he's more focused on keeping an eye on Alucard than on his task, he manages to nick his finger along with the last bit of cuke.]

Fuck.