You can experiment on your own time. This is how I know to make it.

[Look, Hector can’t judge if you want to defy the Gods and Greek Grannies with your scientific pursuits, but there’s a time and place for it.

Hector takes the bowl and stirs the cucumber into the yogurt.]

Just be careful not to dehydrate the cucumbers, and to mix it enough that the salt gets evenly distributed.

[He reaches for the next ingredients- salt, the sad lemons, and olive oil.]