[Yeah Trevor, you fucked up. And these books are already being read to stone wife so shut up.

Alucard sighs, aware that he's now hit a brick wall.]

Very well.

[He then pauses, then remembers he has forgotten to share something important.]

From time to time, I may not be human. I can be a bat, or--

[Awooo, buddy. There's a wolf in front of you now. The wolf makes a soft huff then it turns back into a person.]

Just so that you know there has been no trespasser.