I think I can allow that.

[ And he shifts so he can't kiss Alucard again, but he can pull him tightly against him. ]

Any time you do something stupid to protect me, this is what's going to happen. It's- I don't fucking know. A danger tax.

[ Easier to word it that way than to say it's a stupid, playful way for him to work through whatever emotions he ends up having about this. ]

Same rules for Sypha. You try to play hero, no walking allowed for the next day. Except for the bathroom.