[ He's an idiot. He's an idiot and it's been a long night and he probably shouldn't have even tried at this point. He's lucky he didn't end up accidentally stabbing one of them. He scoots back to give Alucard space, hastily being rid of his sword. And the ceremonial shoulder armour that Dracula has him wear in the presence of other vampires. And his boots. And- there are a lot of things he shouldn't be wearing in bed, really.
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[ He's an idiot. He's an idiot and it's been a long night and he probably shouldn't have even tried at this point. He's lucky he didn't end up accidentally stabbing one of them. He scoots back to give Alucard space, hastily being rid of his sword. And the ceremonial shoulder armour that Dracula has him wear in the presence of other vampires. And his boots. And- there are a lot of things he shouldn't be wearing in bed, really.
He really didn't think that through. ]