miraclewhip: quoted saying 'see, nerd, I can move castles too'. (Wallachia man steals bouncy castle)
Trevor 'The Bear Situation' Belmont ([personal profile] miraclewhip) wrote in [personal profile] cryptsleeper 2020-01-19 11:48 pm (UTC)

[ He coughs. ]

I understand that some of you are worried about our Prince's wellbeing. We are, of course, grateful for your concern, but there is no need. Wallachian cuisine serves him as well as it does any of us.

[ Which does, of course, mean 'we chose this as an insult, but if you take it as such then that means you're declaring yourself to be higher than actual royalty, a grave crime in Trantoul'. Then he smirks. ]

He will be taking his second meal tonight, in his own chambers. [ And one perfectly timed pause later. ] Worry not, I will see to it personally.

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