So that’s how obvious we need to make it to get you to pay attention.

[ Which is a no, he doesn’t get to live this down.

He takes his time moving between the nipples. Kisses slowly across Alucard’s chest. He can feel most of those scars through the cloth of the shirt with his senses sharpened by the blood, and he traces over them instead of making any attempt to be anything but slow and deliberate. ]

The thing where her feet curl up, too. She does that if you-

[ He takes the other nipple between his lips, firmly enough to squeeze it just a little, and rolls it between them.

And yes, he is attempting to do dirty talk about how cute their girlfriend is. ]