miraclewhip: would like to remind you of this at every possible opportunity (Wallachia man does not care)
Trevor 'The Bear Situation' Belmont ([personal profile] miraclewhip) wrote in [personal profile] cryptsleeper 2020-03-19 09:45 pm (UTC)

Shit, this thing cooks faster than-

[ He grabs a spatula, flipping the bacon over and maybe yelping just a little when the pan spits. ]

-there. Stupid fucking pig. [ Grumble grumble. He has figured out where plates live, at least, and he brings two down from a cupboard with no dolls in it. ]

-it's not a problem, is it?
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