[ Well then. ]

I'm guessing you didn't learn any from that from all the books you read in your spare time. Which is always.

[ Because clearly that's all Alucard does: read. But fuck, who is he to deny the blond what he wants when it's that? Jesus Christ. With bottle still in hand, he lets some of the liquid run over his fingertips before he drops them down to the head of his cock, working them over himself in a slow and a pleasurable way. ]

But if that's what you want, I don't mind giving you a bit of a show.