[Mostly he'd like to crawl into a hole and not come out! Which in theory, is perfectly plausible in this place, but there is still a part of Alucard that was raised correctly, thank you that points out that he can be swallowed by the Earth only after guests leave.

There's a crunch of bread under the weight of the serrated knife as Alucard continues to cut through the bread, more needing something to focus on than anything else. The crust wasn't this thick before, was it? Is he actually making this place give him crunchier crust for the sake of filling in the noise.]

Did you impale her corpse on the front lawn afterwards?

[The Alucard version of unloading is, in fact, to ask a very weird question while focusing on food and avoiding all contact, while keeping a conversationally flippant tone. It isn't really a great way of coping, he's aware.]