[Better warn the vampire horses about Hector, more likely. He'll try to take one home.

Alucard is getting out of the house a little, and eating. Not that Hector cares. But Alucard is maybe doing slightly better, and that's... good.]

That's true. Unless you can figure out how to transform into some sort of monkey. I hear they have little hands quite like a human's.

[It's not a traditional vampiric animal, but Alucard isn't really a traditional vampire, either.]