[Hector shrugs. Well, no point pretending if he's well and truly caught.]

Who knows? I'm sure most domains could be improved by a ferret. They're fun to watch.

[Don't pretend like Gef II is anything other than a goddamn delight, Alucard. Lying is beneath you.]

Wasn't sure what exactly he'd get up to, but I figured it would be amusing.

[And it's not like the addition of a cute rodent could possibly make Alucard more depressed, so it could only be an improvement.]