[ When Alucard returns he'll find Astarion up on his feet, picking through the small mess he made - which includes the mildly spicy portrait Jaskier painted for him, the one with a single exposed nipple lovingly rendered. Thankfully, he didn't damage the canvas when he pulled it off the wall... he sets it back into place and raises an eyebrow at Alucard. ]
I am not moving into the cactus next door to yours, if that's what you're insinuating.
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I am not moving into the cactus next door to yours, if that's what you're insinuating.