Correct. You've caught me in an attempt to move you out of bed for five seconds.

[His arms are folded across his chest, and Alucard is pointedly not offering any sympathy in his face for the vampire crashing on his bed. In the first place, Alucard cannot imagine that Astarion would accept such a gesture in better times, and secondly, there is absolutely none to be had at the moment. The fallout of what has happened was not contained to only two people, and that is what Alucard considers a genuine problem.

Yet he hasn't kicked Astarion out. He has his own reasons for that.]

May I bribe you with food that isn't just wine instead in pursuit of the same goal?