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Jaskier "old-timey fuckboy" Alfred Pankratz ([personal profile] cointosser) wrote in [personal profile] cryptsleeper 2024-04-25 05:20 am (UTC)

I can't fit into a cactus! Not like this. Besides, I told you, during your last sleep, I tried your bit. Sleeping in one. It wasn't the worst.

[It goes a bit hand-in-hand with his desert owl form, which has long been one of his favorites. Samll, compact, with an easily manageable appetite and very little need to do anything but flutter around, sleep, and eat bugs.

He cannot describe why they're so particularly delectable when one has a beak.]


Ciri wouldn't help you for free. [He smiles at Alucard's adorable little hmph.] Fine, you can come! As bats! I'll allow it. And we'll have a plague of moths or something to enjoy afterwards.

[As bat and bird. At this point, Jaskier has no reservations about eating just about anything.]

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