I'm not sure that my legs rate higher than my balls, but you can be the judge of that.

[They're decent legs, but Alucard is keenly aware that his top half is much more attractive. It is a statement he can agree with.

He isn't surprised he managed to kill the mood. Given the choice, Alucard would still refuse ascending to this state. His natural lifespan, the possibility of resting and the chance to be redefined over and over again through work, that is a greater appeal. He's said as much before. He won't rehash it now. He will only give his friend a small smile before letting the topic go.]

I have forgotten some things. But projects? Things made with my own hands, and in this case, together? No. I'd never forget those.

[He squeezes Jaskier's arm as if to reinforce the point, and pauses just a moment to lean his head gently against that of his friend.]