matercula: you don't have to be a doctor to understand hospitality (LECTURE ⚕ talk shit get lit(erature))
Lisa Ţepeş ([personal profile] matercula) wrote in [personal profile] cryptsleeper 2018-11-30 11:25 pm (UTC)

he will suck your blood, burn your villages, and somehow convince you it's bogo on cabbages day

You could also find a brush and about ten minutes of effort.

[She loves her vampire men dearly, but sometimes the teasing comes altogether too easily. Find a spell to do the housework. Only in the house of the Draculas.]

I suppose there'd be no convincing anyone that you were simply a rather large and menacing-looking dog, would there. Except around children too young to know better, perhaps.

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