ALWAYS SUNNY FONT: the gang goes to france

[cryptsleeper]

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[miraclewhip]

''And now', I said 'Let us be gone from this terrible, evil place.' For I was well and truly done with this vampire's shit, and longed to leave him four centuries ago where he fucking belonged.'

[ He holds out his arms, offering to take at least some of the papers. He knows the weight isn't a problem for Alucard, but it's weird not to offer. ]

That one was me.

[cryptsleeper]

[There's a real laugh. And there's all the books being shoved into Trevor's arms because he offered. Stupid man.]

That was longer than it should have been. I think memorizing those journals is doing things to your mind. You're speech is becoming downright flowery.

[miraclewhip]

[ As if he doesn't carry Sypha's books all the fucking time. This is second nature by now. ]

Is that a complaint, my very dearest?

[cryptsleeper]

[There's only one response for that:]

Fuck you.