miraclewhip: possible causes: vampires, humans, god (Wallachia man in a huff)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-30 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
Hmm.

[ He has to give that some thought, largely because there is a lot of information he could give in response to that and he's trying to narrow down what Alucard probably needs. ]

I'll spare you the history of the Renard branch of the family and the theories on what blood can and can't be turned and- We've been using the technique for maybe two centuries now. Usually to- exsanguination was always a pretty fucking common risk, and it's meant to help with that if you get there in time. Sometimes to get the sacrament into the body, to avert turning. I only saw it done a few times, but-

[ He rolls up one sleeve, so to point to places on his own arm as an example. ]

You make a cut here, usually. [ He points to the inside of his elbow. ] And you have a- it's a tube of thin metal. You put it in there. And you make a poultice of clay and- some herb or another, pack it around the tube to make a seal. Then you do the same on the other side, either with the person or animal that the blood's being taken from or with the bottle of the sacrament. You have to keep the patient lower down, and whatever they're receiving blood from higher up.
miraclewhip: after kicking in toilet. (Wallachia man floods strip club)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-30 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
It was a theory that a barber surgeon in Paris had, that you could change a man's temperament by giving him the blood of something else. Say you had someone who was angry, who couldn't be calmed by other means, you could drain their own blood from them and replace it with the blood of a lamb, and they'd take on the attitude of the lamb instead.

It didn't work that way, of course. But the Renard branch of the family - one of Leon's daughters. Returned to France. Family of her own, all of that - they were interested in it. Thought that because turning is a process that begins in the blood, and because only humans can be turned, perhaps the risk of turning could be averted by filling someone up with blood from a cow or deer. An animal that doesn't hunt. It didn't quite work. It did make that side of the family really fucking weird.

[ Look he's not going to say that the Belmonts aren't weird about dogs. But at least they're not also weird about literally all animals. ]
miraclewhip: 'Takes one to know one', says local vampire. (Wallachia man secretly dramatic fuck)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-30 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
[ ??????? ]

You don't use transfusion to put blood from people who are being turned into other people. You do it the other way around.

[ WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT BEING TURNED IS NOT THE ONLY FORM OF BLOOD TOXIN??????? ]
miraclewhip: will not shut up about this. Will never shut up. (Wallachia man thinks this is bullshit)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-30 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
You don't do anything with it, you just- take the blood, put it somewhere else. Then there's blood there.

Incidentally, having deer blood in you doesn't stop turning. And it's apparently really hard to get a vampire to play along and try to turn someone in a convenient way for science's sake.
miraclewhip: in other news, sky green and rain falling upwards (Wallachia man talks normally)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-30 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
So you take the blood out, then put it back in?

[ Trevor considers this, comparing it to the Many Belmont Methods for this kind of thing. ]

Could you just leave the blood where it was, and put the stone into the vein? Seems less dangerous that way.

[ Insofar as any of this is at all not-dangerous. It's also the same way that Those Fucking Silver Needles are meant to be used, but maybe not the best thing to bring up. ]
miraclewhip: will not shut up about this. Will never shut up. (Wallachia man thinks this is bullshit)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-30 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
[ He's tempted to ask 'why not', but- well. Alucard made it fairly clear why not. And also he doesn't care that much because he knows his stupid way of doing things works and he's going to keep doing weird deadly Belmont medicine. And also because he's long since realized that Alucard really does not like 'but you don't turn' as a response to 'then you'll die'.

And also that logic doesn't really work any more, because there's no longer an entire family of Belmonts. Just one. He's not quite as disposable as he was brought up to be. ]


Not that it isn't charming when you get this interested in something. But you do realize that you're talking about the two things I understand least. I don't even know what fucking question I need to ask to get you to explain that to me.
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-30 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
Your father chose his apprentice for his open mind, not for his ability to keep his fucking desk in order.

[ Which is to say, a wide range of things in no particular order. ]

Most of it is Rinaldo's notes on your father's work. Maybe not new information, but I figured it might help to have another point of view.

[ 'Another point of view' here meaning 'you can look at this through the work of someone who you're not quite so emotionally connected with. ]

The shit at the top is his own work on the Morning Star. He used Mathias' work on the stone to complete it. Might be useful. If not, I'd still like to bring it to the hold.
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-30 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
Could have fooled me. Or was I misremembering 'Trevor, why is this entire section ordered by the writers' last name? You all have the same last name.'

[ To be fair, he did have a point with that one. ]

So you think- your father accidentally made a cure for turning?
miraclewhip: 'I don't like it, I don't like it at all' (Wallachia man has feeling)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-30 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
[ He manages to restrain himself from pointing out that corpses are inanimate objects. Be proud. ]

That- probably sounded less weird in your head, didn't it? [ Because it means a lot to him. It really, truly does. But it still sounds weird when said aloud. When he speaks again it's less joking, more sincere, and he puts a hand on Alucard's arm. ]

Thank you.