miraclewhip: quoted saying 'see, nerd, I can move castles too'. (Wallachia man steals bouncy castle)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-04 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
[ In hindsight, preparing his entire plan around being able to throw one stupid poorly-worded phrase back in Alucard's face may not have been the best idea. It's ended wonderfully, but it also means that he can't keep up this stupid game at all any more. He always manages to forget how quickly and completely this unravels him. Alucard is always so careful, so clever at finding just the right angle, and the squirming about- ]

Even this isn't comfortable enough for you, your highness?

[ It's breathy and only vaguely audible because it turns into a whine at the end. And then Alucard thrusts, and the sound that comes out of Trevor when he does is soft but it's also obscene even by Trevor standards. ]
miraclewhip: five times legal limit (Wallachia man has blood alcohol level)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-04 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
Not at all.

[ Fuck, it's difficult to say stupid shit like this. Even without him moving, even without anything else, just being connected to Alucard like this is overwhelming. But he has to do his best, because where would any of us be if Trevor could not say stupid shit? ]

The straw bed was soft.
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-04 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
[ There's that stupid obscene noise again, louder this time, an the instinct is to arch his back but Alucard's hand is there in his hair and he finds it being pulled all the harder because of his own attempts to move away and he is perfectly okay with that. ]

I'm not the one- [ and he moves back and forth a little, grinding himself against Alucard again because now he is very much the one who is being impatient and making tiny, soft pants as he does. ] -who is in anything right now.
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-04 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
[ Okay, so moving the hand away from his hip was UNFAIR. And moving it to his ass instead was VERY UNFAIR. And he expresses how terribly unfair all of it is by trying and just about managing to bite back that noise. And that would be an excellent way of demonstrating contempt if it weren't for the fact that the noise instead comes out as a long hiss through gritted teeth and accompanied by a shudder that goes all the way through him and sounding even more filthy than it would have originally for the effort.

Fuck kissing range, because it's almost embarrassing how quickly he's coming apart. He tugs back against the hand in his hair, because he isn't going to let the vampire bring him to the edge this quickly without at least being a little bit shitty about it. ]


My own fucking plan, remember?

[ This is not kissing range. This is neck range. The bites from before have already faded into a slight redness, but his mouth goes to where he thinks he remembers one of them being, sucking and nibbling at the flesh there. And if that means tugging against the hand in his hair so that his hair gets pulled? Then oh dear, what a terrible shame. ]
miraclewhip: on this one fucking pretty nerdlord vampire (Wallachia man blames all problems)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-04 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
[ It isn't much longer before it's too much. Another of those shudders goes down him, and another of those noises, and he chooses not to muffle it against Alucard's neck because fine, fine, he did good, he deserves to get noises.

It doesn't last long, because there's a sense of urgency to it as he returns his mouth to Alucard's neck, biting down hard. It's a sharp contrast to the stupid slow stopping and starting and teasing before, but now he's working against time, desperate to get the vampire off quickly now, before he becomes too achingly oversensitive to be any use. ]
miraclewhip: blames local woman, calls her a nerd. (Wallachia man still on fire after 3 days)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-04 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
[ There are more of them. Less dramatic now, but more constant, because all of this, all of this is swiftly becoming too much. The way he's rocking his hips is desperate, shamefully uncoordinated and probably wouldn't be all that helpful were Alucard not so close already, because he absolutely has to bring Alucard off before this crosses the line from amazing to actually painful.

He has to, because that soft cry of his name makes it so very much not an option to not finish this properly. He licks over the bite one more time before moving upwards, above Alucard's face with the best shit-eating grin he can manage (right now? not a very good one. It's too loving, too content. But he's trying). ]


Spoiled little princeling.

[ And with that, he's kissing Alucard before he can make any sort of retort. ]
miraclewhip: well shit. (Wallachia man has first crush)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-04 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
[ Nonsense. His hair is going to look amazing.

Gradually, gradually, Trevor stills. He lets himself sink down to Alucard's side, lets Alucard slide out from inside him. And it takes him a moment to get his breath back, but when he does he reaches over (his arms feel like lead suddenly, but this is important). He's stroking Alucard's hair now, and the gesture is impossibly soft compared to all of what came before it. ]


You take such wonderful care of your loyal subjects, princeling.
miraclewhip: bra and hat, vandalises church property (Wallachia man wearing nothing but)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-04 02:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[ As is often Trevor's opinion on so many situations, cleaning up can wait. This is so much more important.

He's- okay, sometimes he is less than careful with Alucard in these times. But he's careful right now, every movement soft and slow and delicate. As if Alucard is made of glass rather than being the sturdiest fucker here. One arm is draped over his chest, one playing softly with his hair (and his hair does look amazing, in the way that an animal puffing itself up to look larger and more threatening looks amazing. Trevor likes it that way, anyway. It's always a good morning when Alucard forgets to fix it before serving breakfast and takes just a little too long to figure out why both he and Sypha are looking so infuriatingly smug). ]


Are you going to sleep in the fucking bed from now on? Or have I gone and encouraged you to leave me sleeping on my own every time?