miraclewhip: bra and hat, vandalises church property (Wallachia man wearing nothing but)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-08 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
'Sit down half-naked and grab the vampire in an entirely appropriate way'.

[ The last round of the stupid game is over, then. Whatever they need to get out from here on, they do they normal way. He shuffles over rather than standing properly, moving over to Alucard but not leaning against him or anything of the like.

Because the vampire probably has his own fucking plan. ]
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-08 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
[ Oh.

Oh, right.

For some reason this hadn't actually occurred to him (the need to practice part especially. Fuck. Is Alucard going to carry him back up to their room like a blushing bride? How is that even going to work with three of them? Will he have to carry Sypha and then Alucard carries them both?) and he thinks for a moment before standing. ]


That's going to be shitty practice, unless getting married involves a lot more sitting on the floor than I think it does.

[ LOOK, THAT'S MORE FLORR THAN EVEN HE'S OKAY WITH. He smirks, looking down at Alucard. ]

Stand up and say something nice so that I can swoon at you. That seems more appropriate.
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-08 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
Well shit, you know how I feel about breaking vampire bones.

[ And, very dramatically, he swoons into Alucard's arms. Very, very dramatically. ]

You weren't kidding about the fucking arm jokes, were you?
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-08 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
At least try to come up with something nicer for the day of. Else I'll just sling you and Sypha both over my shoulders instead.

[ It's- the last time Alucard held him like this was the day he recovered, wasn't it? Or maybe one of those half-remembered days spent fighting off infection in his weakened state, not entirely capable of walking from place to place on his own. Was it when he got stuck in the hold?

Either way, it's been the better part of a year, and not necessarily for a happy reason.

It's much nicer when it's for a happy reason. ]
miraclewhip: steals alcohol, poops on floor, falls asleep on couch. (Wallachia man breaks into house)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-08 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He slings an arm over Alucard's shoulder, pulling himself closer. This is- strange, when there's no necessity behind it. He's usually the one to pick up and move about the others, regardless of Alucard being the strongest of them by far. It's nice. It'll be nicer given a little more time between it and the discussion of the last time this happened.

By all accounts, he's been likely to lose his place in the middle this year, with winter stretching on so long. And also because he's been burying himself in his work, and there's no way to get out from the middle without disturbing Sypha's rest. It'll be summer before long, and unless it's also unseasonably cold then that'll be time for Alucard to go there. So it's something of a rare treat lately to lie here, Sypha's arms around his shoulders to reach for Alucard and her legs coiled around his own, Alucard cool against his chest, warming slowly like stone in the sun.

He misses out on a lot when he keeps himself from feeling. ]


I'm sure you'll manage. Consider this permission to be fucking ridiculous and sappy with it.
miraclewhip: steals alcohol, poops on floor, falls asleep on couch. (Wallachia man breaks into house)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-09 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
Make me regret it.

[ The way he says that is awfully confrontational for someone who looks so very, completely stupid with joy and warmth. But then, that's probably why he's so sure about this. It'll only be one time anyway, after all, unless he fails to regret it enough to ask for it again. May as well let him have his fun.

Besides, it's future Trevor's problem. Present Trevor is too content to care about that guy, because right now they're all three of them tangled together and it's perfect. ]