miraclewhip: despite being set on fire four times this week (Wallachia man adores local witch)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-12 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
[ Sypha goes first, watching for anyone who might witness them. Trevor starts work on bringing supplies through. It's quick work, with the mirror, made awkward only by the fact that only so much can go through it at once. ]

Five hours. After four, we make camp. After five we- do something. I don't know yet.

[ His goodbye isn't as overly fond and excited as Sypha's. He reaches out, drawing the hair away from one side of Alucard's face with a hand and tucking it behind his ear and then trailing his fingertips down the vampire's neck until he breaks the touch. ]

Don't make us improvise. We'll do something stupid.
miraclewhip: stinkiest blanket, claims local speaker. (Wallachia man owner of world's)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-12 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
We may manage a few stupid things even with you.

[ And that's it. He's pretty shitty at goodbyes and he's never really felt the need to improve.

Locating a pair of horses is easy enough, even if one of them has seen better days. A wagon is harder, but eventually there's someone willing to part with a rickety old thing for any price he can get. It's got maybe one journey in it before it's good for nothing but firewood and there's no way all three of them can ride in it along with the supplies, but hopefully one journey will be enough and he doesn't care that much about needing to walk.

Legs grow back, after all.

The topic of conversation as they travel is whether the horses need new names. Sypha thinks they do, because it takes her only two attempts to call the older horse by the name it was given, 'Useless', to feel like she's being unkind to it. Trevor disagrees, as the foremost victim of being given new names by Sypha. The set up camp at sunset and the conversation continues as Trevor skins a pair of rabbits and Sypha sets about helping him cook them. And then, partway through the meal, they realize four hours have passed.

The conversation ends at that realization, as they both eat in silence and wait. ]
miraclewhip: of stolen wine, drives into herd of alpacas (Wallachia man driving wagon full)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-12 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
[ Lightning strikes. Right in the middle of their camp. ]

The fuck?!

[ Trevor scrambles away from it as Sypha stands, apparently overjoyed that god just tried to fucking kill them. But then Alucard is there and her arms are around his shoulders and that whole arrangement seems awfully unsteady.

So he stands and moves to Alucard's side, putting an arm around his back and under that trunk to take both of their weights before the pair of them topple over. ]


Shit, you could have warned me.
miraclewhip: (CIIhNjz)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-12 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
Why are you both like this.

[ It's not the first time today that someone has said that, is it? He leans down to lift Alucard and the trunk. It's a little awkward, with Sypha still hanging from Alucard's shoulders, but he brings the two of them over to where she was sitting before Alucard decided to be dramatic at them. ]

Rabbit stew. There's enough left for you. Unfortunately, because Sypha made it.

[ He's still chuckling, even when Sypha tosses a rabbit bone at his head. ]
miraclewhip: will not shut up about this. Will never shut up. (Wallachia man thinks this is bullshit)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-12 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
[ Alucard does not get a rabbit bone thrown at him. Which is terribly unfair. ]

I'd have been happy to cook, but-

[ Sypha huffs and insists that she will not be skinning and cutting up rabbits. And since neither of them will let the other do all of the work, there's really only one configuration that works here. Trevor hunts and butchers, Sypha cooks. ]

It's a wonder we ever leave home, when this is what there is to eat out here. But we have you here now, so at least we won't be living on this for the next season.
miraclewhip: with iguanas after 2 week stalemate (Wallachia man reaches alliance)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-12 12:37 pm (UTC)(link)
These parts aren't bad for hunting, and we don't know how long we'll be on the road. No sense using it if we don't need to.

[ Sorry, Alucard. Even after four years, Trevor's still not entirely accustomed to the concept of knowing when the next meal will come. At least not accustomed enough to think of even plentiful supplies as anything less than for emergencies.

He just laughs at the rabbit bone now tangled in Alucard's hair. ]


You going to be stable enough on your feet after a night's sleep to walk or drive the horses? The wagon can carry maybe whoever's leading the horses. If they're not me.

[ He climbed in there once or twice while loading the thing, and it's a miracle that it survived that. ]
miraclewhip: with iguanas after 2 week stalemate (Wallachia man reaches alliance)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-12 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I should have realized there'd be a problem finding one on short notice in the middle of nowhere.

[ In Gresit, coming across a wagon and horses whose owner would no longer be using them was easy enough, with so many dead or seeking shelter in the city with no intentions of leaving its walls. Coming back to Wallachia, they'd first stopped in a port town frequented by merchants, and so a wagon was a fairly normal thing to just arrive in need of. Less so a fairly normal town in the middle of France. They're lucky that they have this one, terrible as it is. ]

Well, hopefully it'll only have to hold together for a few days.
miraclewhip: no literally that's what's happening in this. (S4t6a6U)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-13 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
[ Sypha falls asleep mid sentence, just like she always does, curled tightly around Alucard with a thick blanket wrapped around them, mumbling the last few words into his hair before falling silent. It's okay, she's told that story before. He already knows how it goes. And he begins his watch.

He watches the two of them, mostly. Chests rising and falling in the pale light. Sypha's short, curly hair moving softly with each of Alucard's breaths. He does actually attempt to wake her after the first four hours but when her response is to make half-awake complaints about the cold and bury herself further into Alucard's arms, he just throws another blanket over the two of them and lets them sleep. ]