miraclewhip: (qQVkDrO)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-12 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
Salt is the primary ingredient of purification spells, vampire. Do hunters around here just try to season vampires to taste with it?

[ Yes. Yes they do. ]

I like my improvised piece of metal.
miraclewhip: will not shut up about this. Will never shut up. (Wallachia man thinks this is bullshit)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-12 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
Believe it or not, the ship's fucking sailed on every part of me aching.

[ He gets attached to inanimate objects easily! ]
miraclewhip: 'Takes one to know one', says local vampire. (Wallachia man secretly dramatic fuck)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-12 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
Fine, fine. Thanks for-

[ He gestures at himself, all up and about and shit. He'd have preferred the dying thing, but being able to move about is a good second place. It's said dismissively, and he shoves a forkful of food into his mouth afterwards. ]