miraclewhip: 'Takes one to know one', says local vampire. (Wallachia man secretly dramatic fuck)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-13 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
Well shit, here I was thinking I was worth that kind of effort.

[ He puts his knife away, less because of an understanding that the danger is over and more to press down on one hand with the other to stop the bleeding. He really ought to just have cut his thumb, as he did with the journals. But he was too busy picking a fight with a house to think clearly. At least he won't need to open anything again if the house wants more blood. ]

Congratulations, you're apparently a shittier vampire than the fucking doorknob is.

[ Spend four years with an actual vampire and they don't even make the top fifty list for things that have demanded blood. ]
miraclewhip: would like to remind you of this at every possible opportunity (Wallachia man does not care)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-13 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
You're probably right. Safe to assume that we're the first ones here in a while, if there are still traps active.

[ He looks to the bloodied door handle again. Leon. Leon was the exception to all of these traps. It made sense - they must have been set while Mathias was still tending Sara, before hope was lost, and at that time Leon would have been coming and going in search of any remedy or doctor he could find. He'd need to be able to enter and leave safely. ]

I'll stable Useless and his friend. [ Ulysses, Sypha corrects. ] And see if this place doesn't have a more sturdy wagon lying around somewhere. Think the two of you can manage bringing in the essentials? I daresay it'll be safe to leave anything we don't feel like bringing in out in the wagon. This place is deserted.
miraclewhip: bra and hat, vandalises church property (Wallachia man wearing nothing but)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-13 11:48 am (UTC)(link)
Well shit, I finally have permission to follow my dreams and bleed on absolutely fucking everything.

[ He grins that stupid shit eating grin that only comes out when things are normal (or when he's pretending that things are normal). ]

I'll let you know.
miraclewhip: of 'soap', 'shaving' and 'basic human decency'. (Wallacia man confused by concepts)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-13 03:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[ The horses are, in fact, present. Or 'horse', at least. Only one of them. Sara's, most likely, going by the timeline of events she would be the only one who wasn't in any state to ride anywhere, and exactly the sort of overly decorated, delicate thing that one might expect a lady of her station to favour. It eats eagerly when he feeds their own horses, but it doesn't seem to have gone hungry for being left as long as it has.

There is a wagon, not covered but in far better condition than the one they brought. While Alucard and Sypha talk, he explores a little, careful to not get out of yelling range. There is a little dust in the little chapel at the far side of the estate, but only a week or so's worth. He probably wouldn't have even noticed if Alucard weren't so stubborn about keeping the areas of the castle that they lived in practically immaculate.

There is a grave outside it, marked by a simple wooden marker, covered in cut flowers that havn't even started to wilt even after 400 years.

No names on the marker, but it doesn't need one. That would be Sara. Unconsciously, his hand goes to the Morning Star. ]


Horse is real. [ He says on his return. ] Likes feed just as much as either of the others.
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miraclewhip: despite being set on fire four times this week (Wallachia man adores local witch)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-13 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Didn't see one, but I wasn't looking too hard.

[ He frowns, following Alucard's gaze to try to figure out what the problem is. Strawberries. The problem is strawberries. And that is, thankfully, a problem he knows just how to solve. ]

Strawberries pissing you off?

[ Aaaand he grins and reaches out to grab a few. because of course he does. ]
miraclewhip: virtues of being naked while eating cold spaghetti (Wallachia man explains in detail)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-13 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
'Poison' not-safe? Or 'pissing something off' not safe?

[ He does look a little disappointed as the berries get taken away. They looked good. ]

I- uh. Fed the horse that lives here while I was feeding ours. Is that going to be a problem?
miraclewhip: of 'soap', 'shaving' and 'basic human decency'. (Wallacia man confused by concepts)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-13 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He just shrugs. ]

Well, if it's eating someone else's food that's the problem then. The horse that lives here eating our horsefeed makes it entirely this place's problem.

[ Damn if he doesn't still want strawberries, though. They look really good ]

Further in, then?
miraclewhip: no literally that's what's happening in this. (3o5AkPq)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-13 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
You're joking, surely. I've never identified more closely with an animal in my life.

[ Surly, work-shy, fond of going off in entirely the wrong direction? They're practically twins. ]

I'll- uh. Follow. And bleed on things as necessary, I suppose.
miraclewhip: of uncomfortable sexual overtones of whip and chain collection (Wallachia man completely ignorant)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-14 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
Have you ever run into a feral cat who doesn't care very strongly about everything under the sun?

[ Because Trevor doesn't care, of course. Four years, and he still maintains that, save for the few times when he doesn't. ]

Well, may as well get this over with if there's anything here.

[ As they get about halfway in, the door behind them closes, the torches go out, and there's the deafening sound of stone scraping against stone. The walls are closing in. Which would probably be fucking terrifying if they didn't know exactly how to stop that. Trevor pushes past Alucard to reach the other door, holding the still-open cut against it. It's enough, and the noise stops. Sypha relights the torches after a moment of silence and he blinks, getting used to the rapid changes from dark to light. ]

Your dad's an asshole. [ And then, remembering that Alucard has the keenest hearing by far out of the three of them. ] -you okay?
miraclewhip: loses (Wallachia man fights automatic door)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-14 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
[ He takes the handle and opens the door, making sure to use the cut hand. It's not actively bleeding anymore, not so much as to be a problem, but the motion of wrapping it around the door handle leaves red marks over it. Hopefully that's enough.

The door does, in fact, open into a hall. The first door is already open and looks to lead to personal quarters for servants, and the windows of those rooms flood the hall with light through the open door. A large pair of doors a little way up matches about where he'd expect the main entrance to be. ]


It that case I could be a Feral just-about-anything. A feral hedgehog or-

[ There is one door that demands attention, at the far side of the hall. Or rather it demands no attention, to be ignored. The strange feeling of needing to turn back returns, stronger than ever before, and Trevor can barely look at the otherwise very plain door. ]
miraclewhip: deserves it. (Wallacia man strangled by vampire)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-14 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
May as well- [ God, he can hardly get the words out of his throat. He can hear his own voice in his head, contradicting him. Best to leave it untouched. We shouldn't enter at all. Whatever's in there can't be worth the trouble. ] -first. Don't like it fucking with my head.

[ Physically moving toward the door is easy enough, at first, until he passes the main entrance. After that it feels like walking through thick mud, save for that there's no pulling his feet out from it and it envelops his whole body. There's some kind of resistance. By the time he's nearly at the door he's had to close his eyes, because moving toward it while being able to catch it even in peripheral vision is just about impossible. And then when he tries to open it, his hand just stops a few inches away from the handle.

There's nothing physically stopping him, but he can't move any closer. ]


Alucard-

[ -please push his hand against the door. He can't do it himself. ]
miraclewhip: (DjYBNDQ)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-14 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
[ Though a red stain starts to spread across the door as he works the cut against the rough wood, nothing happens.

Which is something of a relief, because he can hear how Alucard is having to strain to push his hand against the door, and he knows the vampire's strength. If it had worked, and this had ended and suddenly put them all at the mercy of the amount of force they were putting in to all of this, chances are his left hand would be crushed beyond use for a long time. ]


Shit, nothing.

[ On the other hand, it's a problem, because it's far too late to go back. He's not sure he has the strength left to move his legs, and the difficulty of moving is very swiftly also becoming difficulty breathing. Sypha's eyes are already starting to glaze over, her skin losing its colour. He can feel his heart pumping harder, straining with the effort of continuing to move blood around his body. ]

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