miraclewhip: Local speakers and vampires shocked to discover themselves morosexual (Wallachia man confirmed idiot)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-16 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
We should do more interesting shit next time, so we have something to tell her.

[ His voice is just a little raspy as he focuses on getting air back into his lungs, but eventually he can take his own weight again. Can do, not is doing. Not just yet. ]

Laughed too much. Can't walk back.

[ Okay so he 100% can. But he's going to make Alucard support his weight anyway. This is nice. And probably pissing off whatever small part of Dracula is here. ]
miraclewhip: five times legal limit (Wallachia man has blood alcohol level)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-16 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
Is 'damage' what we're calling an appreciation for your jokes?

[ He stumbles back, pressed against Alucard, and they begin the process of explaining the hay and the laughing and everything else but the discussion of the dream to Sypha. ]