miraclewhip: would like to remind you of this at every possible opportunity (Wallachia man does not care)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-16 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
Fuck.

[ He sighs, drawing a hand across his face, and then returns that hand to Alucard's shoulder again. Magic. It's the fucking worst. But he can't imagine how he would have felt had he needed to rely on Sypha or Alucard to find the Belmont Hold. It would have been- kind of shitty, he supposes. ]

Tell me how it's done. You can walk me through it. That way you'll still be involved.
miraclewhip: blames local woman, calls her a nerd. (Wallachia man still on fire after 3 days)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-16 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
[ Trevor doesn't ask if he's sure. Of course he's sure. ]

Well then, once again my strategic purpose is standing around looking pretty.

[ It's not bitter. It's not even as self-deprecating as it usually is. All things considered, the morning's silliness still has him in a fairly good mood. Apparently he should get moderately severe concussions more often. There's a clattering from above as Sypha brings a selection of things that have caught her interest down the stairs. Not necessarily useful things, just interesting ones. ]
miraclewhip: also smells, in general (Wallachia man smells bullshit)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-16 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
[ When Sypha begins to cast the spell, all Trevor can really do is hover around her awkwardly, trying to be present if anything goes wrong without being distracting.

Nothing does. Dracula keeps good and complete notes, it seems, and there's no guesswork involved with the spell at all. Trevor just waits, listening but not quite understanding the bulk of it, as Sypha passes information on to Alucard. There's a little of the geography she's describing that he understands, but then it moves into things like ley lines and the paths of the moon and stars and you know what, he's not even going to try. ]
miraclewhip: because local gentleman 'too fangly'. (Wallachia man calls 911)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-16 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
Well. That went- better than it could have been expected to, given our luck.

[ He looks at the estate, trying to glean what information he can of it from the mirror. ]

Will you be able to find this place again? There's something I want to use the mirror to test, before we can figure out what to do next.
miraclewhip: invites cop to smoke weed with him. (Wallachia man urinates on wall)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-16 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
I want to go through the mirror. To just outside the edges of the spell, so that I can just walk back if necessary.

[ It's going to be useful tactical information, whether they can move between places with the mirror from within here. And also whether, if they do that, they can come back in the same way. ]
miraclewhip: virtues of being naked while eating cold spaghetti (Wallachia man explains in detail)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-16 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
Shit, I'm still being supervised?

[ He sighs. ]

Give us- an hour, maybe? Before you assume something's wrong. It shouldn't take that long to walk back, but that spell's still a nasty piece of work.

[ And with that he takes Sypha's arm and they go through the mirror. They aren't visible on the other side.

It's maybe three quarters of an hour before the kitchen doors open. ]


Mirror doesn't work from the outside.
miraclewhip: (1o3dVoo)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-16 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
Not inherently. Easier once you're expecting it, though. All this shit works that way.

[ He's considering what this means for whatever it is they need to do. ]

Means we'll need to use the mirror itself to gather information, rather than doing it in person. We need to know whether we're dealing with humans or a vampire here, because those demand opposite strategies.

[ Humans are going to be either intending to be turned to make use of the stone or intending to use the stone to release the vampire trapped within it somehow - either way, the best solution to that is to go through the mirror immediately, stop whatever they are doing, and figure out the mechanics of being stuck on the other side of France afterwards. A vampire, though, will be near invincible. Not quite as strong as Dracula at is prime, but close. Running headlong into that with no means of escape would be a bad idea. ]
miraclewhip: no matter how much he dances, his teeth still hurt (Wallachia man confused by flossing)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-16 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
Vampires would make more sense. Short-term, they're worse. I don't care for our chances against even the weakest if they have that stone. But at least they're likely in it for themselves.

[ He stares through the mirror. Nobody about by day. Could mean vampires or hunters or thieves just as likely as each other. ]

If humans have it- at best, they're hunters. I can talk to them. Most likely, they're some local shithead who wants power and want to be turned, which is- not materially different from them being vampires in the first place. The stone will overcome the initial weakness from the turning process. They'll be a danger within hours, rather than months.

And at worst, that rock still contains the Vampire Lord of the Forest of Eternal Night. And I'm sure that some idiots out there think it'd be a good plan to get him out of it.
miraclewhip: would like to remind you of this at every possible opportunity (Wallachia man does not care)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-16 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
No fucking clue.

[ Which is probably not what Alucard wants to hear. ]

Dracula was able to handle it safely. But he made the thing. Nobody else ever has handled it until now, to my knowledge. Honestly, you would be the best positioned to know. You've seen his diagrams of the thing. Did he ever wear it in your presence or your mothers? If he did, we can be certain that it's safe.

[ He doesn't out a whole lot of faith into this 'Dracula was a cool guy actually' thing, but there's demonstrable proof that he cared dearly for his wife and son. He wouldn't have endangered them. ]

Otherwise, we ought to take whatever precautions we can.

[ Which means silver, more than likely. So this, at least, is a Trevor job. ]
miraclewhip: no matter how much he dances, his teeth still hurt (Wallachia man confused by flossing)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-16 04:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Let me deal with it, then. I'll throw together something to contain it.

[ It's awful, to have to shove Alucard out of the picture when dealing with the last physical fragment of his own father. But it needs to be done. There are so many things that could go wrong here, and so many things they don't know. Between the selection of weapons and substances that Alucard is not allowed to touch, he can probably make something that will work. ]

I born to deal with that fucking stone, after all.
miraclewhip: mentions this at every opportunity (Wallachia man does not play fortnite)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-16 05:18 pm (UTC)(link)
If there isn't any, some of the shit I brought can be melted down. You'll need to take them off the index, but I'm sure you'd be happy to see the back of a few of them.

[ He's got a shape in mind for the case already. For the short term, the threads of that net of silver wire that was used to capture Alucard in the first place can be re-purposed and woven into a small bag to collect and move the thing safely. Once it's back here, a hollow container of iron, silvered on the inside and than filled with communion wine, warded with whatever they can manage. ]

Sypha will need to handle wards. Once I'm done with this fucking thing, you don't enter the same room as it.
miraclewhip: of 'soap', 'shaving' and 'basic human decency'. (Wallacia man confused by concepts)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-16 05:47 pm (UTC)(link)
We check the rest of the house tomorrow, then. I'll see what your father and Leon left for us to work with. And if everything replaces itself, and what happens to whatever becomes of what's used when it does.

[ Because there's no sense in using materials from here if they just pull themselves out of whatever they're used to create at the end of the day. ]
miraclewhip: Local speakers and vampires shocked to discover themselves morosexual (Wallachia man confirmed idiot)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-16 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not allowed to walk unsupervised, and you want me to do metalwork.

[ It sounds ridiculous, but it's about the right kind of priorities for dealing the Trevor. He's fucked up walking a lot of times in his life, never working with silver. ]

I can do that.