Mmmm.
[Wait for it.]
...Adrian Belnades, more like.
[Wait for it.]
...Adrian Belnades, more like.
Prince Adrian Belnades.
[Okay, now she's just getting silly. An intervention is needed. Desperately.]
Handsome royal prince his highness Adrian Belnades.
[Okay, now she's just getting silly. An intervention is needed. Desperately.]
Handsome royal prince his highness Adrian Belnades.
How am I excluding myself?
[...]
How am I excluding myself, my handsome royal prince your highness?
[she's not even TRYING]
[...]
How am I excluding myself, my handsome royal prince your highness?
[she's not even TRYING]
Oh —
[How dare he be so sweet as to make her blush like that. HOW DARE!!]
You're so romantic!
[why does this sound like a complaint]
[How dare he be so sweet as to make her blush like that. HOW DARE!!]
You're so romantic!
[why does this sound like a complaint]
All right, all right. Look at me, right in the eyes, and I am going to say it once.
[And she is going to watch his facial expression intently, because if she's right she isn't going to want to miss an instant of this.]
Your wife, the beautiful royal highness Sypha Belnades.
[And she is going to watch his facial expression intently, because if she's right she isn't going to want to miss an instant of this.]
Your wife, the beautiful royal highness Sypha Belnades.
[Is it time for swooning into his arms because this seems like a great time to just drape herself all over him, which is also conducive to kissing so it works out.]
Your wife!
[They've done reverence; now this iteration rings with joy and delight and elation.]
Your wife, that's it, you're going to have me as your wife! And when I sleep on you in the summers and make you hot from soaking up all of your coolness, you will just have to accept it as my wife privilege!
Your wife!
[They've done reverence; now this iteration rings with joy and delight and elation.]
Your wife, that's it, you're going to have me as your wife! And when I sleep on you in the summers and make you hot from soaking up all of your coolness, you will just have to accept it as my wife privilege!
...What did you just call me?
[It doesn't matter. She's too happy to care, and feeding off of his happiness, besides.]
That's your beautiful wife Mrs. Furnace, I think!
[It doesn't matter. She's too happy to care, and feeding off of his happiness, besides.]
That's your beautiful wife Mrs. Furnace, I think!
Hmmmmmm.
[She goes with him obligingly, lifting her chin for a kiss that feels like it's straight out of a fairy tale itself, and when he's done she steals a second and a third before she lets him get away.
If she weren't in her exceedingly fancy dress, and thus worried about taking good care of it, she'd be far more maneuverable at the moment. But as it is, she still manages to twist a little and situate herself so that she can get in close to his ear, which is mostly what she's after because she finds she wants, more than anything, to hear him laugh like that again.
Maybe she really is a furnace, she thinks idly. Something to warm him from the outside when he draws near to it, helping the cold spot in the room lose its chill when it has no way of accomplishing that itself.]
Your wife, your wife, your wife.
[Like a chant, like a spell, three times in all, and she presses each one against his ear, velvet and hot.]
[She goes with him obligingly, lifting her chin for a kiss that feels like it's straight out of a fairy tale itself, and when he's done she steals a second and a third before she lets him get away.
If she weren't in her exceedingly fancy dress, and thus worried about taking good care of it, she'd be far more maneuverable at the moment. But as it is, she still manages to twist a little and situate herself so that she can get in close to his ear, which is mostly what she's after because she finds she wants, more than anything, to hear him laugh like that again.
Maybe she really is a furnace, she thinks idly. Something to warm him from the outside when he draws near to it, helping the cold spot in the room lose its chill when it has no way of accomplishing that itself.]
Your wife, your wife, your wife.
[Like a chant, like a spell, three times in all, and she presses each one against his ear, velvet and hot.]
[It really should come as no real surprise that Sypha loves cars. Her people are wanderers and vagabonds, always on the move, old friends to riverboats and railways and everything in between — but cars are a luxury that their lifestyle could never sustain, and so it's really only now that she's been presented with the opportunity to get to know one up close and personal.
It's beautiful in her eyes, even if the shape objectively is funny and clunky and the color is a little bit awful. It's like a plaything, almost, filled with metal that glitters and catches the eye, decked with mirrors and hubcaps and levers to make it go. (And a horn! The horn is magnificent, even if someone always whines that she's loud enough to wake the dead every time she hits it.) But most of all, it's freedom — not just the ability to go, but the opportunity to do it entirely of her own volition, not subject to schedules and tickets and boarding times. With a car, one simply sits and goes, anywhere that there's a road and a will to follow it.
So perhaps unsurprisingly, she's sitting behind the wheel when Alucard appears in the doorway; the car is off, thankfully, but that hasn't stopped her from settling into the driver's seat and looking around, like she's familiarizing herself with the control for the hundred millionth time.]
Alucard! Good morning!
It's beautiful in her eyes, even if the shape objectively is funny and clunky and the color is a little bit awful. It's like a plaything, almost, filled with metal that glitters and catches the eye, decked with mirrors and hubcaps and levers to make it go. (And a horn! The horn is magnificent, even if someone always whines that she's loud enough to wake the dead every time she hits it.) But most of all, it's freedom — not just the ability to go, but the opportunity to do it entirely of her own volition, not subject to schedules and tickets and boarding times. With a car, one simply sits and goes, anywhere that there's a road and a will to follow it.
So perhaps unsurprisingly, she's sitting behind the wheel when Alucard appears in the doorway; the car is off, thankfully, but that hasn't stopped her from settling into the driver's seat and looking around, like she's familiarizing herself with the control for the hundred millionth time.]
Alucard! Good morning!
You know very well that I did, because you were there. And enjoying yourself a great deal while we were, I might hasten to add.
[Tossing her head with pride would work better if she actually had hair long enough to make it suitably dramatic, but she does her best anyway.]
But now you're up! We should go for a drive this morning, once Trevor is awake.
[Tossing her head with pride would work better if she actually had hair long enough to make it suitably dramatic, but she does her best anyway.]
But now you're up! We should go for a drive this morning, once Trevor is awake.
Oh, that.
[Now that's a fair point; it's rare to unheard-of that she be the first one out of bed, after all, but here she is. And here he is, leaning up by the window to see her, which coincidentally also puts him at the perfect height for her to lean over and press a kiss to his cheek.]
I think I'm just too excited to sleep much. I was talking last night to someone about magical theory, and I keep thinking of everything we discussed. It makes it hard to settle down! So after I fell asleep and woke up a few times, I decided to just get up.
[Now that's a fair point; it's rare to unheard-of that she be the first one out of bed, after all, but here she is. And here he is, leaning up by the window to see her, which coincidentally also puts him at the perfect height for her to lean over and press a kiss to his cheek.]
I think I'm just too excited to sleep much. I was talking last night to someone about magical theory, and I keep thinking of everything we discussed. It makes it hard to settle down! So after I fell asleep and woke up a few times, I decided to just get up.
It miiiiiiiight be.
[Translation: it absolutely is. Still, the fact that she follows up quickly is probably just as telling.]
I didn't do anything to the car. And wasn't going to! I was just thinking.
[SHE'S GOOD, SHE PROMISES.]
[Translation: it absolutely is. Still, the fact that she follows up quickly is probably just as telling.]
I didn't do anything to the car. And wasn't going to! I was just thinking.
[SHE'S GOOD, SHE PROMISES.]

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