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Alucard \\ Adrian F. Ţepeş ([personal profile] cryptsleeper) wrote2018-11-15 08:03 pm
willpowerful: look at me hooray for me look look i did the thing (CLAPS ☆ i live for the applause-plause)

[personal profile] willpowerful 2018-12-30 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
Prince Adrian Belnades.

[Okay, now she's just getting silly. An intervention is needed. Desperately.]

Handsome royal prince his highness Adrian Belnades.
willpowerful: and actually while we're at it what's a phone (QUE ☆ but then who was phone)

[personal profile] willpowerful 2018-12-30 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
How am I excluding myself?

[...]

How am I excluding myself, my handsome royal prince your highness?

[she's not even TRYING]
willpowerful: not sure if a legitimate emergency or just being kinky (LISTEN ☆ is he getting out the whip)

[personal profile] willpowerful 2018-12-30 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
Oh —

[How dare he be so sweet as to make her blush like that. HOW DARE!!]

You're so romantic!

[why does this sound like a complaint]
willpowerful: this legend shall be retold entirely in the style of the fresh prince of bel air theme (SWEET ☆ once upon a time)

[personal profile] willpowerful 2018-12-30 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
All right, all right. Look at me, right in the eyes, and I am going to say it once.

[And she is going to watch his facial expression intently, because if she's right she isn't going to want to miss an instant of this.]

Your wife, the beautiful royal highness Sypha Belnades.
willpowerful: look at me hooray for me look look i did the thing (CLAPS ☆ i live for the applause-plause)

[personal profile] willpowerful 2018-12-30 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Is it time for swooning into his arms because this seems like a great time to just drape herself all over him, which is also conducive to kissing so it works out.]

Your wife!

[They've done reverence; now this iteration rings with joy and delight and elation.]

Your wife, that's it, you're going to have me as your wife! And when I sleep on you in the summers and make you hot from soaking up all of your coolness, you will just have to accept it as my wife privilege!
willpowerful: are they seriously fighting about superman versus goku again (UGH ☆ oh my god these actual children)

[personal profile] willpowerful 2018-12-30 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
...What did you just call me?

[It doesn't matter. She's too happy to care, and feeding off of his happiness, besides.]

That's your beautiful wife Mrs. Furnace, I think!
willpowerful: my boyfriends bring all the vamps to the yard, we can beat you, we've got alucard (ADORE ☆ so beautiful i started crying)

[personal profile] willpowerful 2018-12-30 04:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmmmmmm.

[She goes with him obligingly, lifting her chin for a kiss that feels like it's straight out of a fairy tale itself, and when he's done she steals a second and a third before she lets him get away.

If she weren't in her exceedingly fancy dress, and thus worried about taking good care of it, she'd be far more maneuverable at the moment. But as it is, she still manages to twist a little and situate herself so that she can get in close to his ear, which is mostly what she's after because she finds she wants, more than anything, to hear him laugh like that again.

Maybe she really is a furnace, she thinks idly. Something to warm him from the outside when he draws near to it, helping the cold spot in the room lose its chill when it has no way of accomplishing that itself.]


Your wife, your wife, your wife.

[Like a chant, like a spell, three times in all, and she presses each one against his ear, velvet and hot.]