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Alucard \\ Adrian F. Ţepeş ([personal profile] cryptsleeper) wrote2018-11-11 04:32 pm

20s AU Post



Current Carmilla plot outline
--Post-fire, Carmilla and Mr. Peanut team up mostly to use each other. Carmilla's spent the past several months (since November, it is now February 1925) networking, and it's clear to her that Alucard's not suited for the position and that the other two are the obvious weakness. Mr Peanut needs something back, so this is perfect on her end. Mr Peanut can only imagine the joys of vampire blood in his work, and he'd like an army of vampires for his own ends.
--Shit stirring from Mr Peanut (all of March?)
--Mr Peanut also begins to sell mis Miracle Serum, which has vampire blood in it.
--Gang is very much trying to murder Mr Peanut during this.
--Start of April, vampire gets a call from one of the blood bank contacts that 3 patients have come in and are displaying some bizarre signs. Investigation yields the fact that they're in process of turning, and they've all taken the same serum.
--Additional investigation reveals O FUCK IT MR PEANUT
--Meanwhile Carmilla's been made aware of a familiar she didn't sire, so she knows something's up. Big fight with Mr. Peanut and thus Mr. Peanut is left depowered
--Gang commits a murder
--Carmilla's well sured up on her contacts now, and it's time for open rebellion (mid-April)
--In a more subtle attempt to let Alucard just step aside, she cuts the breaks on demon car and shows up to gloat/suggest he not pull a dad and go to deal with his grief quietly while she runs the city. The how he wants to do it is up to him (black widow joke goes here.) Treffy and Sypha walk in.
--1 week of straight up rebellion; feedings, no help from allies, need to do damage control instead of fight carmilla, every dracula rule is
--MEANWHILE IN GRAVITY FALLS, triangle shows Vlad what's up to try and psyche him out, somehow this finalyl snaps Vlad out of his depression and he heads home
--Just in time for Alucard and Carmilla to be tearing each other to bits in one of the bayous, it's not going well
--Vlad coming in means the king of vampires is accosted by a belmont with a pair of blessed knitting needles and a speaker with a fucking gun and he's just like what the shit happened to the world while i was gone
--Wards around the fight means that only demon car can break the wards, everyone has to pile in.
--Carmilla gets her ass kicked AND SENT TO THE JUSTICE DIMENSION

THEN THERE WERE FAERIES.
--Prior to all of this the vampire and Sypha have done a shit ton of research on how to get their Belmont back
--Sypha has also been practicing debating with dad, which leaves everyone Very Tired.
--When Trevor is actually snatched up (1 year after marriage, it takes fae effort. Taking Arn's shape fails, so it's a lot more kidnapping by force), Sypha and Alucard go into Faerie
--But they're playing this as politics, not as heroes rescuing their damsel, so that means the faeries are just "wait what now excuse u?"
--There are 3 gates and 3 trials (the particulars we're still bullshitting.) Each is asked to sacrifice 3 things. (Alucard: voice, his titles as bestowed upon by his father and his people, i forget the third; Sypha: her human form (she's a birb), fuck what were the other two)
--They enter the court at the end of the third trial. After LITERALLY ALL THE TITLES Sypha declares she Speaks for Trevor Belmont
--Claim debate over Trevor, turns out that the rules are in Sypha's favor.
--But that means debating to leave Fae without giving up what they've chosen.
--Sypha lawyers it all out, Alucard is a safety deposit and hangs out with Fae!Trevor
--In the end, safe passage out of Faerie consists of Sypha giving up her memory of the necromancer (billed as a great mage she studied under), the vampire gives up his immortality, and Trevor is replaced with Carmilla (dad was aware of this option and OK with it), but Trevor has his ability to swear taken. He now soundslike a rubber ducky when he tries
--Everyone gets home okay, except for the AU of this AU where the gang fails, but Trevor's on their doorstep like a bat out of Hell because time doesn't work right and he's been in Hell for a WHILE.
miraclewhip: despite being set on fire four times this week (Wallachia man adores local witch)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-13 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
It's just going to be sewing eyes on a potato.

[ It's going to be awkward. He knows it's going to be awkward, because once they're in the castle- he's already muted compared to how he was in the room with his collection of grandmothers. Once they're in the castle he's The Belmont again, and Alucard is The Vampire.

But then, he has no good reason to refuse. ]


Fine, but you don't get to laugh when I get one far too high and the other too low.
miraclewhip: bra and hat, vandalises church property (Wallachia man wearing nothing but)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-13 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
I'll be honest, I wouldn't know. Never had a whole lot of information on him. Couple renditions of him by Irish monks, and I'm not sure if you've ever seen monk illustrations, but-

-you know, I think the potatoes might be accurate the the illustrations of him.
miraclewhip: blames local woman, calls her a nerd. (Wallachia man still on fire after 3 days)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-13 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
...Fuck, then, apparently the Potatobrands are fucking masterpieces.

[ It's nice, being able to laugh like this with someone who is not one of his many many grandmothers. He doesn't do it nearly often enough. ]
miraclewhip: (1o3dVoo)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-13 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
[ He kind of wishes that the castle was further, but sure enough the treeline begins to flicker and- it's a gate. It's always been a gate. And now, the task he's been given seems ridiculous. It's petty and small and lives are at stake.

But it's only the work of a few minutes. He can waste a few more minutes. ]


I should finish these, before anything else. I'll forget otherwise.

[ The weariness is back in his voice. Alucard is The Vampire again, and he is the Belmont. ]
miraclewhip: of 'soap', 'shaving' and 'basic human decency'. (Wallacia man confused by concepts)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-13 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
Any of the- Godbrand dolls.

[ He looks utterly confused. HOW WOULD THAT HELP MATTERS AT ALL? It's tempting, he wants to just sit and knit potatobrands, but- ]

-is that a request?
miraclewhip: would like to remind you of this at every possible opportunity (Wallachia man does not care)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-13 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
If you want me to spend the night knitting instead of something more- [ Belmont-y. ] -useful yes. You do.
miraclewhip: gets a natural 1. (Wallachia man rolls eyes)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-13 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
No fucking point in doing it if it's not a request, is there?

[ One thing Alucard may have noticed before - the church ladies were constantly asking things of Trevor. Tiny things, requests to listen, or to do something, or to tell them things. It may not have been noteworthy at the time, because they are basically always demanding things of everyone. ]
miraclewhip: would like to remind you of this at every possible opportunity (Wallachia man does not care)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-13 03:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I- yes. Mostly.

[ That's part of it, at least. It'd be easier to work around it if it weren't for that. ]

I told you. We needed to take desperate fucking measures for Bluebeard.
miraclewhip: no matter how much he dances, his teeth still hurt (Wallachia man confused by flossing)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-13 03:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes. First boy of very generation.

[ Bluebeard took more wives than just the human ones. The fae he killed and turned when he travelled through Ireland became the baobhan sith, spread out from Ireland across Europe. No doubt a few of them made it to America with the Irish immigrants. Nothing could be done about them without the leave of the fair folk's courts. That was the deal they made. The Belmonts could hunt any fair folk that treated with vampires without consequence, and in return- ]

Incidentally, if I vanish on All Hallows- sorry about that. Not really my choice.
miraclewhip: invites cop to smoke weed with him. (Wallachia man urinates on wall)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-13 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
There should be. [ Emphasis on 'should be'. ] I'm not being controlled, I'm just- we're meant to be trained. Weird meditation shit, so we can instruct ourselves. But the fucking war started, so- [ So he was trained in military service instead, which doesn't exactly put priority on learning to give oneself instructions. ]

I'm not bound to follow instructions from anyone, unless I choose to accept that kind of shit. But without them, I can only follow my basic nature. And my basic nature is apparently an asshole.
miraclewhip: 'Takes one to know one', says local vampire. (Wallachia man secretly dramatic fuck)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-13 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
'Don't be awful' worked for the speaker.

[ He shrugs. ]

I told you before. You just have to tell me to shut up.

[ 'What would you have me do?' ]
miraclewhip: would like to remind you of this at every possible opportunity (Wallachia man does not care)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-13 05:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I know that she has a name.

[ You're literally talking about how this works and you're failing to just tell him to call her by name, Alucard. ]

Bunicuta would be able to tell you better than I can. She grew up with my Grandmother and her brother, she knows how they had to talk to him to make him- normal. [ To make him more human than fae. ] Instructions can be wide-reaching, but they can't be vague. 'Don't be awful' is about as vague as can still work, and it works for the speaker because she can define what 'being awful' is.

[ But he sighs. ]

You're not controlling me. I can still refuse. If you were using this bullshit to control me, you'd know. It would be creepy as fuck, because I'd be working from your basic nature instead of my own.
miraclewhip: (Jef94od)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-13 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
The Americas got lucky, then. Repelled by what was already here, I imagine? I doubt they'd ever have taken well to being forced into cities. I'm amazed that vampires can tolerate each other in close proximity. Fae are-

[ Fae are just their basic natures, just as Trevor is. You can't really keep a lot of them in one place without conflict, because they're actually incapable of playing nice when not bound by rules. Imagine an entire city of Trevors. He nods at the instruction to use Sypha's name. ]

You'll know if you have control over me because I'll be sulking in the library all the time.

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