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Alucard \\ Adrian F. Ţepeş ([personal profile] cryptsleeper) wrote2018-11-11 04:32 pm

20s AU Post



Current Carmilla plot outline
--Post-fire, Carmilla and Mr. Peanut team up mostly to use each other. Carmilla's spent the past several months (since November, it is now February 1925) networking, and it's clear to her that Alucard's not suited for the position and that the other two are the obvious weakness. Mr Peanut needs something back, so this is perfect on her end. Mr Peanut can only imagine the joys of vampire blood in his work, and he'd like an army of vampires for his own ends.
--Shit stirring from Mr Peanut (all of March?)
--Mr Peanut also begins to sell mis Miracle Serum, which has vampire blood in it.
--Gang is very much trying to murder Mr Peanut during this.
--Start of April, vampire gets a call from one of the blood bank contacts that 3 patients have come in and are displaying some bizarre signs. Investigation yields the fact that they're in process of turning, and they've all taken the same serum.
--Additional investigation reveals O FUCK IT MR PEANUT
--Meanwhile Carmilla's been made aware of a familiar she didn't sire, so she knows something's up. Big fight with Mr. Peanut and thus Mr. Peanut is left depowered
--Gang commits a murder
--Carmilla's well sured up on her contacts now, and it's time for open rebellion (mid-April)
--In a more subtle attempt to let Alucard just step aside, she cuts the breaks on demon car and shows up to gloat/suggest he not pull a dad and go to deal with his grief quietly while she runs the city. The how he wants to do it is up to him (black widow joke goes here.) Treffy and Sypha walk in.
--1 week of straight up rebellion; feedings, no help from allies, need to do damage control instead of fight carmilla, every dracula rule is
--MEANWHILE IN GRAVITY FALLS, triangle shows Vlad what's up to try and psyche him out, somehow this finalyl snaps Vlad out of his depression and he heads home
--Just in time for Alucard and Carmilla to be tearing each other to bits in one of the bayous, it's not going well
--Vlad coming in means the king of vampires is accosted by a belmont with a pair of blessed knitting needles and a speaker with a fucking gun and he's just like what the shit happened to the world while i was gone
--Wards around the fight means that only demon car can break the wards, everyone has to pile in.
--Carmilla gets her ass kicked AND SENT TO THE JUSTICE DIMENSION

THEN THERE WERE FAERIES.
--Prior to all of this the vampire and Sypha have done a shit ton of research on how to get their Belmont back
--Sypha has also been practicing debating with dad, which leaves everyone Very Tired.
--When Trevor is actually snatched up (1 year after marriage, it takes fae effort. Taking Arn's shape fails, so it's a lot more kidnapping by force), Sypha and Alucard go into Faerie
--But they're playing this as politics, not as heroes rescuing their damsel, so that means the faeries are just "wait what now excuse u?"
--There are 3 gates and 3 trials (the particulars we're still bullshitting.) Each is asked to sacrifice 3 things. (Alucard: voice, his titles as bestowed upon by his father and his people, i forget the third; Sypha: her human form (she's a birb), fuck what were the other two)
--They enter the court at the end of the third trial. After LITERALLY ALL THE TITLES Sypha declares she Speaks for Trevor Belmont
--Claim debate over Trevor, turns out that the rules are in Sypha's favor.
--But that means debating to leave Fae without giving up what they've chosen.
--Sypha lawyers it all out, Alucard is a safety deposit and hangs out with Fae!Trevor
--In the end, safe passage out of Faerie consists of Sypha giving up her memory of the necromancer (billed as a great mage she studied under), the vampire gives up his immortality, and Trevor is replaced with Carmilla (dad was aware of this option and OK with it), but Trevor has his ability to swear taken. He now soundslike a rubber ducky when he tries
--Everyone gets home okay, except for the AU of this AU where the gang fails, but Trevor's on their doorstep like a bat out of Hell because time doesn't work right and he's been in Hell for a WHILE.
miraclewhip: (8BmNHW8)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-02-01 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
He made an undead tiger. I think that ‘mad’ goes without saying.

[ He sighs. ]

Let me come back to this when I have a sensible amount of blood in me? Not to ruin the great display of bravado I’m undoubtedly maintaining, but it’s like thinking through fucking knee-deep mud right now. I think brains might need blood to work right.
miraclewhip: Local speakers and vampires shocked to discover themselves morosexual (Wallachia man confirmed idiot)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-02-01 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Oh, normally he’d be more than happy to jump into work in a situation like this. He appreciates that it’s an option. But this isn’t something he’s ever been trained for, and he can’t think right now, and the last thing he wants to do is to give them bad information.

He settles into the pillows he’s propped up on at the kiss, smiling. This is an ongoing fucking theme in their lives these days, isn’t it? The two of them not being able to offer as much comfort as he wishes that they could because he did something stupid, like covering himself in annointing oil, or getting hurt badly enough to need all these fucking tubes in him. ]


So- tomorrow. [ And he smiles, and he’s a little too tired for it to be as awful a smile as he’d like it to be. ] When we’re home. Tell me what we do tomorrow.
miraclewhip: of 'soap', 'shaving' and 'basic human decency'. (Wallacia man confused by concepts)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-02-02 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
[ God, he looks tired. They both do, and Trevor is certain that if he could see himself he’d look just as shit. But none of them are TOO tired for just a little ribbing. ]

...not that I mind getting back to work. But I give you an invitation to say romantic shit, and that’s the best you can manage? I should have asked Sypha.
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-02-02 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
So tell me more about sexy microwave meals and necromancer-hunting. I’m practically seduced.

[ This misunderstanding is his new favourite thing. ]
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-02-02 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, until something funnier comes along.

[ He squeezes Alucard’s hand. ]

But I’ll be nice and give you another chance, if you promise not to apologise for this tiger shit any more. Tell me what we do tomorrow Adrian.
miraclewhip: blames local woman, calls her a nerd. (Wallachia man still on fire after 3 days)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-02-02 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course.

[ Please don’t break his hand, he’s running out of those.

He’s closed his eyes again, lying back against all of the pillows that Sypha’s piled behind him. If he holds his shoulders just so, he can’t really feel the overstarched hospital sheets or the dull ache of his body or the pain in the bitten arm. It’s almost a little like being in their own bed, with the both of them around him.]


I think I can manage the bed thing. And you’ll both be there?
miraclewhip: well shit. (Wallachia man has first crush)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-02-02 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
You didn’t specify, I wanted to be sure. I swear, I give you two chances and you still can’t even tell me whether or not you’ll be in the bed.

[ Sypha’s laughing. Apparently it’s ‘bully the vampire for being bad at flirting’ time. ]

Lucky I already love you, because you’re as shitty a flirt as you are a vampire.
miraclewhip: Local speakers and vampires shocked to discover themselves morosexual (Wallachia man confirmed idiot)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-02-02 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I adore how you do this. It’s the funniest fucking thing.

[ He tilts his head to one side, openning his eyes just a little to look at this ridiculous vampire of theirs. ]

But I’ll humour you. How were you planning on expressing your affections for me?
miraclewhip: to remove 'I eat ass' sticker from truck (Wallachia man arrested after refusing)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-02-02 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
...you’re going to leave to express your affection?

[ He got his arm bitten he’s allowed to be a shit and pretend to misunderstand. ]

Well that’s also kind of a shitty way of going about it. I’m not feeling very romanced at all.
miraclewhip: blames local woman, calls her a nerd. (Wallachia man still on fire after 3 days)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-02-02 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I’m pretty fucking sure you are.

[ As if Alucard has ever turned down a chance to do any fucking one of those things. There’s never been an easier bluff to call. ]

You knew I was a shit going into this. You’re not going to let me being a shit change anything.
miraclewhip: steals alcohol, poops on floor, falls asleep on couch. (Wallachia man breaks into house)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-02-02 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I’ll try not to let that tempt me to get bitten more often.

[ He lies back again, closing his eyes and stroking Alucard’s hand with his thumb while Sypha’s hands settle carefully over the mess that’s been made of his arm. ]

‘m I allowed to sleep? May as well make the time pass quicker, so you can not do all those wonderful things sooner.