miraclewhip: after kicking in toilet. (Wallachia man floods strip club)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-12-01 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
Very well.

[ He huffs. He doesn’t like this. He has his own strategy for this fucking curse, and he doesn’t know that Alucard already ruined it by finding a way to tell his father the truth. ]

What did you need to know?
petcromancer: (recollection)

[personal profile] petcromancer 2019-12-01 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
Hmmmm.

[No wonder Alucard was in such desparate need of petting and perhaps why he didn't get a sword through the chest for daring to kiss him. Hector privately thinks the Belmont and the Speaker are idiots of the highest order for leaving Alucard for any reason. Not that it is any of his business. None at all. Anyways...]

That is right, you have never been to my home. You could come by sometime, see the lab, if you wanted.

[The kitchen is pretty bare bones, but he has a tiny stove. He won't starve to death unless, of course, he gets too distracted with his work to remember to eat.]
miraclewhip: knows he has no right to, does so anyway (Wallachia man judges others)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-12-01 11:32 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know.

[ He finally moves out of the patch of what will hopefully be radishes come springtime, getting closer to Alucard and looking him over. ]

She's like this because she fucked up and broke her word, not because of this curse. Just stay, treat her decently, and she'll be fine.
miraclewhip: would like to remind you of this at every possible opportunity (Wallachia man does not care)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-12-01 04:16 pm (UTC)(link)
This isn’t necessary.

[ He huffs again. This is foolish. Dangerous. Completely unnecessary. He’ll fuck up, like the speaker did. ]

I don’t know if there is anything to remember. I am the curse, I don’t know if I was anything before that.
miraclewhip: is Captain Dickhead. (Wallachia man tells priests his name)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-12-01 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I’ve always been-

[ Wait. Escape? NOPE. In an instant he’s on two legs instead of four, towering over Alucard and snarling. ]

You do not leave.
miraclewhip: (pMUTtKz)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-12-01 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Well shit.

He doesn’t really have a response to that, because he did kind of make a vow of his own that Alucard would be safe so long as he did as he was told. And he’s not breaking any rules right now, just saying that he might.

This really is just like the speaker all over again. He drops down to all fours and stalks past Alucard toward the ruins of the house. ]


I have always been like this. One day each month, I am human. The human was small and mostly hairless and has grown to correct this.
conductives: (knowing smirk)

[personal profile] conductives 2019-12-01 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Your mother sound bold and wonderful. Not many would have the courage to step up and make a demand.

[A tug at the corner of her lip as she glances toward the partially covered book shelves.]

Well good knowledge is hard to find.

[apologies for the delayed responses, with the holidays it's been bananas. i will be more responsive now!]
miraclewhip: after kicking in toilet. (Wallachia man floods strip club)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-12-01 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I exist. Vows made to me must be kept. The roses will not allow the innocent to be harmed where they grow.

[ That's- really basically it, so far as he understands. ]

Perhaps something would happen to people who tried to work this land without my leave. I wouldn't know.
miraclewhip: would like to remind you of this at every possible opportunity (Wallachia man does not care)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-12-01 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He shakes his head, heading for a part of the more ruined side of the estate. The place he moves to was probably a large fireplace once, but it clearly hasn't had that use in a decade at least. It's a den now, packed with furs over layers of earth to keep it insulated, the chimney filled up with clay. ]

I doubt it. I don't think he knows anything I don't.
miraclewhip: (RfO7f1r)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-12-01 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
You don't need to- Ugh. Do what you wish.

[ He should have figured out some form of entertainment beyond 'read to stone waifu', shouldn't he? Then this wouldn't be happening. He reaches out a paw, making a dismissive gesture. ]

This is all I need. Keep them for yourself.
miraclewhip: invites cop to smoke weed with him. (Wallachia man urinates on wall)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-12-01 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[ The wolf gets him to pay attention, at least. He raises his head, moving forward and sniffing, then falls back. ]

I understand. I won't hunt anything that smells like you.

[ And then, after a long moment, he snorts. ]

Adrian?
miraclewhip: after kicking in toilet. (Wallachia man floods strip club)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-12-01 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Do what you like, but don't let any of this keep you from keeping your word. That's what the speaker did.

[ Another snort, this one lighter. Almost indicating a joke. ]

Doubt I could find anyone to marry a vampire rock.
miraclewhip: would like to remind you of this at every possible opportunity (Wallachia man does not care)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-12-01 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
So you mean that you don't intend to escape.

[ If he cares that Alucard doesn't like his joke, it doesn't show. He chuckles, curling up in his den. ]

Well bluffed. You had me fooled.