[Trevor has to stop, to seriously consider what he'd just said. In the grand tradition of Trevor not making any fucking sense at all, this is probably vying for first place in the nonsense idiot semi-finals. But he just rolls his eyes, as if this is something Adrian should just understand without further explanation or ado.]
Pirates wear tight pants. Obviously.
Pirates wear tight pants. Obviously.
I- a little.
[ He pulls Alucard tight, because he doesn't know if any of this constitutes unfaithfulness un human terms. In those of his own kind, at last those who care about it enough to cause trouble? It absolutely does. ]
She wanted to kiss me goodbye, when I left her with her people. And I told her that I couldn't, because I'm doing this the human way and humans are only allowed to kiss one person. And then she laughed at me.
[ ... ]
...a lot.
[ He pulls Alucard tight, because he doesn't know if any of this constitutes unfaithfulness un human terms. In those of his own kind, at last those who care about it enough to cause trouble? It absolutely does. ]
She wanted to kiss me goodbye, when I left her with her people. And I told her that I couldn't, because I'm doing this the human way and humans are only allowed to kiss one person. And then she laughed at me.
[ ... ]
...a lot.
[ He squeezes Alucard tightly for a moment, looking for reassurance that he's not done anything wrong. This isn't like his own kind, who either don't care of care so much that they'll cut up anyone whose eyes wander to rearrange them into furniture. Either of those would be fine. Alucard's human, and liable to just- be hurt.
He doesn't want that. ]
It would- be okay? If we discussed it?
He doesn't want that. ]
It would- be okay? If we discussed it?
I don't think-
[ There's a hissing sound and a loud yelp from the kitchen, because someone's first instinct was to throw water on an oil fire. ]
Fuck, Sypha!
[ She's okay aside from some mild steam burns, thanks to the ability to direct the flaming oil that exploded out of the pan away from herself. The flames that leapt out of the pan when she added the water freeze in the air, burning until they run out of oil and then blinking out one by one. But the pan is still on fire. ]
[ There's a hissing sound and a loud yelp from the kitchen, because someone's first instinct was to throw water on an oil fire. ]
Fuck, Sypha!
[ She's okay aside from some mild steam burns, thanks to the ability to direct the flaming oil that exploded out of the pan away from herself. The flames that leapt out of the pan when she added the water freeze in the air, burning until they run out of oil and then blinking out one by one. But the pan is still on fire. ]
[ He nods. Alucard doesn't seem hurt, or upset, or any of the things he might have feared. He's just- himself. Perfect. And Trevor's body goes limp with relief, just something soft and boneless beneath Alucard. ]
Once the deal business is done. I'll bring her back, so we can talk. And we can visit mother together.
Once the deal business is done. I'll bring her back, so we can talk. And we can visit mother together.
-oh, right. That's how-
[ Things happen in order. Right. He shakes his head, then hides his face in Alucard's hair. ]
In the morning. We can figure out how all of this works.
[ Things happen in order. Right. He shakes his head, then hides his face in Alucard's hair. ]
In the morning. We can figure out how all of this works.
[ He pushes Sypha down, and that's entirely reflex. Flames mean smoke, and smoke is more dangerous higher up, and-
-he's maybe working on instinct and dislike of fire here. But he distantly hears Alucard's voice, and Sypha hears it not-distantly enough to push down the fire. Trevor can move through the scalding steam as she does to turn off the burner. ]
-he's maybe working on instinct and dislike of fire here. But he distantly hears Alucard's voice, and Sypha hears it not-distantly enough to push down the fire. Trevor can move through the scalding steam as she does to turn off the burner. ]
Yes, mother.
[Trevor's steady enough on his feet. This is old hat, getting around while partially (extremely) inebriated, and he's not about to let some slippery floors best him now!
Maybe. It's slow-going but he gropes for a couple towels as they reach the cabinet. One is momentarily forgotten on the floor, in favor of wrapping the other snuggly around Adrian's shoulders. Satisfied that it's not going anywhere, and after a few hilariously-failed attempts, Trevor sighs and plants himself on the floor, to snatch the towel up and start scrubbing his hair dry.
And he absolutely does not care how nude he is right now.]
I'll just sleep here. Stairs are difficult.
[Trevor's steady enough on his feet. This is old hat, getting around while partially (extremely) inebriated, and he's not about to let some slippery floors best him now!
Maybe. It's slow-going but he gropes for a couple towels as they reach the cabinet. One is momentarily forgotten on the floor, in favor of wrapping the other snuggly around Adrian's shoulders. Satisfied that it's not going anywhere, and after a few hilariously-failed attempts, Trevor sighs and plants himself on the floor, to snatch the towel up and start scrubbing his hair dry.
And he absolutely does not care how nude he is right now.]
I'll just sleep here. Stairs are difficult.
[Once upon a time, this had been disconcerting. By all rights, Adrian shouldn't be able to haul him around like he's nothing, but this isn't the first time, and it's probably not going to be the last. Lucky Adrian.]
I can walk myself, damnit. [Can, but won't, if his arms curling around Adrian's shoulders are any indication.]
I can walk myself, damnit. [Can, but won't, if his arms curling around Adrian's shoulders are any indication.]
You in one piece?
[ He addresses it to the bundle of robes he's pulled up against him. She answers that question first, nodding and pulling herself free. Looking over her slightly-burned hands, testing to see she can move her fingers and then nodding again, covering her hands with a thin layer of frost.
She points to a book that, thankfully, has survived the worst of the fire. It's from the hold, and it's-
-yeah, they absolutely kept cookbooks in the hold. The current page describes a recipe for dense cakes fried in oil. Someone's been attempting to stress bake. Stress fry. ]
[ He addresses it to the bundle of robes he's pulled up against him. She answers that question first, nodding and pulling herself free. Looking over her slightly-burned hands, testing to see she can move her fingers and then nodding again, covering her hands with a thin layer of frost.
She points to a book that, thankfully, has survived the worst of the fire. It's from the hold, and it's-
-yeah, they absolutely kept cookbooks in the hold. The current page describes a recipe for dense cakes fried in oil. Someone's been attempting to stress bake. Stress fry. ]
Of course.
[ He's glad for the instruction and for the change of topic. It's hard not to feel like he's doing something wrong with this, like he's stepping clumsily when one misstep might ruin the wonderful thing he's found. ]
I could just- let you go. If it's too warm.
[ He could. He even has, a few times. Lurked around Alucard's bed as a swarm of moths covering the wall and looking down at him. It was probably not the most romantic thing in the world. But he won't let go. Not really. Not unless he's asked to. He'll just joke about it, and pull Alucard all the closer as he gathers him up in his arms to stand. ]
[ He's glad for the instruction and for the change of topic. It's hard not to feel like he's doing something wrong with this, like he's stepping clumsily when one misstep might ruin the wonderful thing he's found. ]
I could just- let you go. If it's too warm.
[ He could. He even has, a few times. Lurked around Alucard's bed as a swarm of moths covering the wall and looking down at him. It was probably not the most romantic thing in the world. But he won't let go. Not really. Not unless he's asked to. He'll just joke about it, and pull Alucard all the closer as he gathers him up in his arms to stand. ]
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