[ So far, so good. Alucard isn't laughing at him, or calling him perverted or- anything he was worried about, really. He strokes once, twice, slowly, coaxing himself to hardness. ]

Just- watch what I do. And if you copy it, and you're watching me- then you can act like it's your dick here. Like I'm touching you, but without the me touching you part.

[ It seems like a good idea in his head, at least. ]