[ There's another part to this, as well. Alucard doesn't want to go back into the coffin. Which means- when this is done, he's going to be an awake, alive person who can go where he wants. Who can go away. And with the coffin itself destroyed-

-the last thing he has left of his family, and he's going away.

Shit. ]

No need to fuss, I'm just miserable because it's too fucking early. He's not back yet, and all that needs to be done to keep him not-back is to kill some vampires. And that's what I'm good at.

[ ...as long as they don't take Alucard hostage, apparently. ]