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Alucard \\ Adrian F. Ţepeş ([personal profile] cryptsleeper) wrote2018-11-01 07:51 pm
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-05-04 09:32 am (UTC)(link)
It you insist. This is- improper, but then so is everything about this. I will leave him in the care of his sisters and send a messenger with it on the first night of winter. Have her gone from this place by then, unless you wish the messenger to come to your door.

[ A few months, yet. It's still late summer. ]

I will not be offering apologies to your father, but you have my sincerest apologies for all of this. I shall see that the laws are not broken again.

[ ...which does mean that if this situation happened again, Sypha would die. So not ideal. ]
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-05-04 12:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, plenty. Just very rarely by those who mean well. There is a reason that your father demands audience with me, and not with my queen. Any of this could be made right and proper through some loophole or another, or some exchange of insults and compensation.

[ He just sighs. He has had four centuries to get used to this bullshit, and the only way he has ever truly found is to accept it and do what good he can. ]

You may tell me what you intend, but I fear your intentions may be too good for our laws to bend around.
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-05-04 01:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He shakes his head. ]

There will always be people involved by association. Even in saving this woman, we have given up our hunt. Many will die, who could have been saved. Were we to make such a vow, we would be both able to do nothing and bound to do all things.

We will strive to bring the most good we can, to leave the fewest people harmed, and this is all I can offer.
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-05-04 01:22 pm (UTC)(link)
We will try. And if the decision is between breaking our laws to prevent harm, and keeping to them but allowing it, sometimes- [ He turns the box over in his hands, sighing. ] - it is our way to break them, and to accept punishment for it.

You may offer suggestions.
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-05-04 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
My children are- perhaps uniquely unsuited to such a task. These are not legal arguments, before all else. They are emotional ones, and I think that you are well qualified to speak on their failings at making humans comfortable.

[ Look the one with the MOST people skills other than Leon 'will disappear if a cloud goes overhead' Belmont is the rabbit fairy. And she doesn't understand why humans don't stand on top of each other to maximise efficient use of space inside churches. The cleverest of them doesn't even care that much for fairy laws unless she absolutely has to, let alone human ones. The most justice-minded is prone to just eating the unjust. And then there's Trevor. ]

But perhaps we might bring aid and succor to those who can fight that battle. Our laws are shockingly lax on helping humans with their own hunts.
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-05-04 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
These are new times. I cannot begin to know what might suit them, and I fear they will grow darker long before they will grow brighter. Your father chose a strange age to bring a child into the world.

Is there aught else you would ask of me, son of Dracula?
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-05-05 09:05 am (UTC)(link)
All things are within your right to ask. You need not fear that I will say yes without first telling you the cost, you have my word.

[ He doesn't make a very good fairy, really. ]

The good castle is leading me to the doors, I think. You may walk with me and make your request if it pleases you. If not, then it was an honour to meet you, son of Dracula.
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-05-05 02:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah- not quite. I cannot-

[ You know what? He's maybe not going to talk to his ex's son about the difficulties of successfully reproducing in the human way when your body parts vanish if in a place without light. He tries a different tactic. ]

-'Generations' is- a complex term, for my kind. Or perhaps just too simple of one, compared to humans. Our kind's behaviour is learned in its entirety. I recall a time when I was human. They do not.
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-05-05 02:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Live well then, son of Dracula, that we may meet again under happier circumstances.

[ He bows deeply and then turns to the wall. ]

My deepest thanks for your patience, good Castle. [ Yes, he is literally talking to a wall. ] I know it must have been difficult. Guide me out to the sunlight, that I might trouble you no further.
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-05-06 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[ When Sypha leaves the castle the rabbit is there, a tiny creature sitting soft and vulnerable in the grass. Daring birds of prey to fall upon it. None take the bait. She bows low to both of them and manages to refrain from making any comments about whether Sypha was worth this. Glad for her health, she says, they all are.

She smiles, but it's anemic.

Be patient with our brother, when he returns. It is an incomplete rebirth, but even those are difficult. She says as she delicately ties the box's leather cord at the back of her neck. She does not elaborate, and Sypha is not so devastated by events that she refrains from commenting on how much patience Trevor requires normally.

Sypha opens the box once, as she travels with Alucard. Inside, the moth is perfectly still. If the two of them weren't so sensitive to magic, he'd have seemed dead, rather than in hibernation.

It's four months before Trevor begins to return to them, and Sypha wakes up one morning with five moths crawling on her robes. She accidentally crushes one and spends the next few days in paranoia about having hurt him until it becomes clear that the swarm of them is expanding. Once there are enough for a small cloud, he tries to take a humanoid form and- nobody wants him to do that again until he has enough moths at least for all the necessary internal organs. Nobody was happy about the half-skeletal thing making strange noises because it had a windpipe but no lungs.

Sypha is asleep for his next attempt. Alucard is- probably asleep (no, he's not). He probably won't scare anyone if he gets it wrong. And so a little thought (it's hard, when his mind is spread between so many bodies, and) - there he is.

Mostly, anyway. He's a little more complete than he was after the he was caught in the wards. And he is very, very naked. He draws his knees up to his chest, staring into the fire's dying embers. ]


Good. Soon.
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-05-06 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Is that my name?

[ It’s a genuine question. And also, probably not one that Alucard can conclusively answer (it’s probably not his name). He considers it and then opens and closes a two-fingered hand. ]

I have nearly all of my body, now.

[ YES. ALUCARD CAN SEE THAT. ]
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-05-06 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Something like that. It’s something like that.

[ He picks up the blanket, holding it in front of him for a moment. ]

My dick isn’t cold.

[ But he does, at least, rest the blanket over his lap. ]
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-05-07 10:09 am (UTC)(link)
Another two sennights, if enough of them want to join me.

[ Not all moths want to become part of something bigger than themselves, feel the calling to follow Sypha and that little jewelled box she wears around. Maybe just under half. Even by fairy understanding it’s a lot to ask for them to give up themselves as individuals to be part of a larger whole, especially when that larger whole is still forming. They get a life longer than a month or so, the ability to do and comprehend things that they could never have done alone. But they lose themselves. ]

Then I’ll wake up, and I’ll be able to tell me what I am. I’m- excited for that, I think.

[ He’s still a lot of combined moth brains trying to put things together based on an understanding of the world mostly gleaned from overhearing snippets of Alucard and Sypha’s conversations. He isn’t entirely sure what ‘excited’ is, but it sounds right. ]