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Alucard \\ Adrian F. Ţepeş ([personal profile] cryptsleeper) wrote2018-11-01 07:51 pm
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-06-05 09:00 am (UTC)(link)
You want to be careful with that, you're already on her shit list.

[ But there's no reproach in his voice, and he chuckles. ]

She's- ruled by whim. She takes an interest in something - you, right now. Father- Leon, back before he was like this. All of us at some point or another. Or maybe not you, yourself. Maybe she likes the idea of a war with your father.

The ones she made herself, they take it hard when she gets bored of them. Act like dicks to be interesting to her again. Act like they think she would, because they think that'll get her attention.

[ It doesn't work most of the time, of course. Because she expects them to act like she would. It's far more unexpected and interesting when they act like Leon, and then she has to pay attention. Then, awkwardly because he doesn't particularly want Alucard to feel sorry for the fairy, just to feel less hurt. ] She'll eat them, if they're too boring.
miraclewhip: after kicking in toilet. (Wallachia man floods strip club)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-06-05 12:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Casualties don't rally matter to her. She's- [ He takes a moment to try to work out how to explain it. ] Made of human fear of the unknown. Anything short of total human extinction won't harm her, and any attempt at that will make her stronger before it makes her weaker, since it'll make them so much more afraid. War would be a slaughter for anyone in its path.

For as long as I remember, our father has been making sure to keep them apart from each other. Our queen can't go to Dracula directly as long as he's here. It's worked. But we never expected him to have a family, and the Queen never promised that you would be Leon's opponent alone.

[ He squeezes Alucard's hand back, the wing around him growing heavier as it dissolves into many many moths crawling over his shoulders. ] This is- probably a lot. Sorry.
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Immediate family? Wait, do you mean-

[ He actually goes still at that, his hand going loose in Alucard's- he's not seemed particularly bothered by any of this so far, but talk of Lisa- ]

-she's safe. She's- shit, she's as safe as anyone can be. You saw what happened when I tried to go near her home when she wasn't in it, let alone if she'd been there.
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-06-05 12:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Because you're scared and she's not.

[ He's clearly agitated by talk of Lisa, but he tries. He frowns and he thinks and- ]

-what do you think she would do, if something she didn't understand tried to threaten her? And what do you think most humans would do? Or your father? Or you? Anyone else would attack it, or run away from it, or try to do what it wanted. She'd ask what it was and try to figure out how it worked and-

[ He actually shudders at that idea. ]
miraclewhip: blames local woman, calls her a nerd. (Wallachia man still on fire after 3 days)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-06-06 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. You- yeah.

[ He rubs the back of his head with his free hand. The weight on Alucard's back shifts a little to form wings of his own, black velvety ones with a trim of gold. ]

Leon thought that was why I wanted you for my husband. That I'd just say it so that it was said and then leave you be, so that you couldn't be targeted. I hadn't even realised. [ He chuckles, a little sheepishly. ] He was furious.
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-06-06 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Nowhere you would want to be.

[ ...though it's not like Alucard particularly wants to be here. ]

There are places, but they're- [ for people who want privacy for kissing reasons, and enchanted appropriately ] -liable to mess with your head. We can go further into the woods, if that would help.
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[ He stands, pulling Alucard to his feet, and those wings coil around him as bast they can. The wooded area is strange. It isn't so dense that it should be difficult to see far ahead, and yet things keep appearing suddenly. Trees, beds of flowers. Eventually, a silvery structure spun from what appears to be spider thread, hanging from one of the larger trees. Trevor tilts his head at it. ]

That- shouldn't be there.

[ On the one hand, he doesn't like it. On the other, it is a hidden place. And it doesn't seem like it's one of the sex tents. ]
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-06-06 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
We are. Keenly, if this is any indication. You said you wanted an inside place, and-

[ And one has appeared. Because of course. ]

I think this is as alone as we're going to get. [ And then after a moment, because he has no idea how long they've been walking. The sun doesn't move. He doesn't really grow hungry or thirsty, he's too on edge to grow bored. ] How are you feeling?
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-06-06 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He sighs, looking at the structure. ]

She might lose interest, if we have it done with. You could rest then. [ But tired is good. Tired isn't hungry. They dont' have to resolve that issue yet. ] But- it's probably going to be shitty. It's your choice.
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[ It’s an order. He doesn’t get those often, not unless Sypha thinks he’s in danger. Trevor freezes for a moment and then his arms hook around Alucard’s back and the back of his legs, lifting him.

It’s a poorly worded order. ‘Remove me’, not ‘Lead me away’. ]
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[ He's quick to put Alucard down, taking him by the hand again instead. ]

Yeah, you- need to be specific with that shit. Even Sypha struggles with it sometimes.

[ They probably have failed at the aim of not being interesting, but he leads Alucard away from the structure, as far as he can without looping back closer to the queen. ]
miraclewhip: possible causes: vampires, humans, god (Wallachia man in a huff)

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[ Oh course they find themselves back at the tent. He enters first, turning his head about to feel at the air for the thick, syrupy sensation of magic. And it's here, but no more than it ought to be. Nothing that should alter anyone's behaviour. He lets go of Alucard's hand, sighing. ]

Nothing that'd make anyone act- different. [ Horny. ] And- something blocking surveillance. That part could change, if she wanted it to, but it's-

[ -exactly what Alucard claimed to have wanted, which means there must be some catch. For example, the minor catch that Dracula might find his son untraceable by any magical means and be upset about this. ]

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