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Alucard \\ Adrian F. Ţepeş ([personal profile] cryptsleeper) wrote2018-11-01 07:51 pm
miraclewhip: no matter how much he dances, his teeth still hurt (Wallachia man confused by flossing)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-07-04 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Shit.

[ He sighs. ]

Being hunted an awful lot more than I'm used to, these days. Don't think I like it. Sorry for the trouble.
miraclewhip: 'I don't like it, I don't like it at all' (Wallachia man has feeling)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-07-04 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
This one, probably. Maybe not some of the ones that came before it. Besides, I'm well informed I was the one who did a shitty job of wooing you.

[ And he grumbles a little, but the kiss is- nice. Soft. They're safe, and the pain is bearable for the moment. ]

What should I have done, back then? Must've done something right eventually- I want to do more of that, whatever it is.
miraclewhip: (U2rYBgs)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-07-04 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I wish that I could have done it sooner. For so many reasons.

[ Primarily Sypha - they have so little time with her, from a long view, and so much of it was wasted because he was an idiot who came on too strong. Obviously there is all the danger he would have spared Alucard, as well. But also- he might still be attached to the romance of it, to sweeping away and the love at first sight and the other things that his kind are known for.

Not that he's ever going to say that part. ]


The line about- that. [ He's not going to say aloud that he tried to woo Alucard by saying how good fairies are at sex while his dad is listening, okay. ] Probably not a good idea.
miraclewhip: steal from K-mart (Wallachia man says Illuminati made him)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-07-04 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Perhaps not. We wouldn't have survived five minutes if I didn't.

[ He cringes, but it's at least from embarrassment rather than pain. ]

You wouldn't dare. [ He would dare, though, and so Trevor just huffs. ] Enid said it worked for her!

[ Enid is ridiculous enough to get away with these things. And also prefaced it with 'I have so many dogs'. ]
miraclewhip: well shit. (Wallachia man has first crush)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-07-04 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Not right now, it's not.

[ But he cranes his neck up to kiss Alucard's cheek. ]

But you do know how to soothe a man's ego. Pity you're apparently planning on crushing it later.
miraclewhip: 'I don't like it, I don't like it at all' (Wallachia man has feeling)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-07-04 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, going to be demanding I prove myself.

[ Leon is very much trying to ignore the whole conversation. He has a fluffy animal to pet. ]

Can't say I care for healing the human way at all. It's slow.
miraclewhip: Local speakers and vampires shocked to discover themselves morosexual (Wallachia man confirmed idiot)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-07-04 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Right. Not going to be proving anything to anyone if I don't have a body. Kind of a prerequisite, that.

[ It still hurts a little to laugh, but not enough to not do so anyway. ]

Give me another month or so. Then, consider your challenge accepted.
miraclewhip: (U2rYBgs)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-07-05 10:13 am (UTC)(link)
I think you'll need to let go of me at least once during that time.

[ He chuckles a little more, until the stabbing in his side from it becomes a little too much, then settles against Alucard. ]

Got yourself stuck with the wrong Belmont if you don't care for insects.

[ He knows it's not that, but it's easier to pretend that it is than it is to think about how something happening to him could hurt or scare the others. ]
miraclewhip: well shit. (Wallachia man has first crush)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-07-05 12:23 pm (UTC)(link)
True. You're too much effort for her. Too resistant to being kept safe. Too much- your father.

[ Juliet has STANDARDS, and those standards are 'not having to deal with Dracula, thanks'.

He will have to take the painkiller sooner rather than later, especially now Sypha is here to enforce it. But they still have a few moments as Sypha settles in next to them, wriggling her way into Alucard's arms and wrapping her own around Trevor's neck. ]


Glad you're both here.