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Alucard \\ Adrian F. Ţepeş ([personal profile] cryptsleeper) wrote2018-11-01 07:51 pm
miraclewhip: 'I don't like it, I don't like it at all' (Wallachia man has feeling)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-11-27 11:16 am (UTC)(link)
Frankly, I'm surprised she can fit this much air inside her.

[ He tries pets, rocking her gently, that sort of thing. Usually he's a little more willing to play rougher - he has enough experience dealing with pups to know how far he can go without risking hurting or scaring her - but not while he's this tired. And certainly not when her grandfather can see. Eventually he just sighs, offering her the other hand. ]

There, the right one has better calluses. Take you a little longer to get through the skin.

[ The howling does, at least, stop again. If only because she has something in her mouth. ]
miraclewhip: gets a natural 1. (Wallachia man rolls eyes)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-11-27 12:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Right. Of course that's Dracula's solution. It doesn't really hurt, no more than any pup playing rough would, but still. He rolls his eyes. ]

I've just been using my hunting gloves for the garden, Do we want her chewing on night creature leather?

[ Genuine question there. ]
miraclewhip: because 'he's a hater, and a people eater'. (Wallachia man burns down Dracula's RV)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-11-27 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Safe for her to touch and safe for her to ingest probably aren’t the same thing, Mr. Tepes.

[ He half considers just taking his hand out of the kid’s mouth and letting her deal with this conversation. But no. Playing nice with the father in law. ]

No. We let her go to playdates like this of course she’s not seen anyone but us.
miraclewhip: (VdaVaiV)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-11-27 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
You’re saying we need to take her to the dog park. That we need to take your granddaughter, put her in the car, and take her to the dog park to be a dog.

[ Sounds stupid to him, except for- ]

And he’s saying that they had to do this with you. Well sh- sure. Sure is great to know.

[ Nailed it once again ]
miraclewhip: Local speakers and vampires shocked to discover themselves morosexual (Wallachia man confirmed idiot)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-11-27 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Well. Wonder how one would go about finding those photographs.

[ He stands as the mirror goes dark, bringing Elisabeta over to Alucard. She’s still trying to howl, her mouth is just full. ]

Doubt any other dogs will be there at this hour.
miraclewhip: well shit. (Wallachia man has first crush)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-11-28 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
They won’t hold up as well as the monster hide ones, but better safe.

[ He lifts their puppy daughter up to Alucard’s face. ]

Kiss papa goodnight, okay? He’s going to get the gloves for us and then go to bed.

[ Because there’s no reason for both of them to suffer. He takes his hand out of her mouth and she licks at Alucard’s face a few times before starting to howl again. Trevor gives her back his hand. ]
miraclewhip: blames local woman, calls her a nerd. (Wallachia man still on fire after 3 days)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-11-28 10:34 am (UTC)(link)
[ She yips happily at that, and Trevor uses the opportunity to hand her over for a moment so he can put the gloves on. ]

Taking her to the dog park means driving, so one of us needs to be rested. Unless we want the demon driving her. Or Sypha.

[ WHICH IS WORSE? WHO KNOWS. And there. Gloves on. Protected from her tiny little needle teeths. ]

I'll head to bed while you take her to the park in the morning. Hopefully that'll wear her out enough that she can join us when you need to sleep.
miraclewhip: well shit. (Wallachia man has first crush)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-11-28 03:18 pm (UTC)(link)
C'mere. We're going to play down here for a couple more hours, and then you can go make friends.

[ He brings the tiny dog to his chest to hold her there, and the howling begins once again. It's a little more charming, now the end is in sight. He chuckles. ]

Awoo to you, too. [ And then he offers his gloved hand as a pacifier once again. She happily takes it, chewing at it joyfully. He looks back to Alucard, smiling. ]

Go get some sleep. We'll be fine down here.
miraclewhip: 'I don't like it, I don't like it at all' (Wallachia man has feeling)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-11-28 03:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She's still chewing away, and one of the gloves is looking awfully tattered now. Trevor wasn't asleep so much as lulled into a sleepy sort of calm by the constant pressure and release of the little teeth on his hand, but it still takes him a moment or so to stir. ]

Morning. Put that down and come look at this. I'm gonna be mean to her.
miraclewhip: (e7T3jMf)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-11-28 03:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Another minute or so, once she gets carried away and gets a little too rough-

[ And he waits quietly until- there she goes. And he makes his best impression of a dog's pained yelp, pulling his hand back.

The pup whimpers, eyes going wide, and then she moves closer and starts licking his hand, trying to make up for the mistake. No awoo, only lick. ]
miraclewhip: blames local woman, calls her a nerd. (Wallachia man still on fire after 3 days)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-11-28 03:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[ With that, there's an excited yip and Elisabeta has forgotten all of her crimes. She gives a few howls of excitement before shoving her face into the chicken and valiantly attempting to eat more of it than will physically fit into her mouth.

Trevor rests his head on Alucard's shoulder. ]


And there's another.
miraclewhip: steals alcohol, poops on floor, falls asleep on couch. (Wallachia man breaks into house)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-11-28 05:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[ There’s a gap in the conversation there, one where a snide comment of some sort might usually fit. The silence stretches on for a few moments, The comfortable kind of silence, until a snore interrupts it.

The pup looks up from her chicken to yip in response. ]

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