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Alucard \\ Adrian F. Ţepeş ([personal profile] cryptsleeper) wrote2018-11-01 07:51 pm
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[personal profile] petcromancer 2019-12-04 05:41 pm (UTC)(link)
It’s no wonder. They were afraid. Humans claim to be more logical and reasonable than beasts, but they operate on instinct. They’ll mob an innocent that bears them no ill-will, but against someone with real power, they sense the threat and hesitate. I never stayed any place for very long in those days, and any villager that grew braver than spitting at me or casting stones when I passed...my friends intervened.

[He continues stalking back and forth through the kitchen. That time spent traveling shaped his view of humanity, that is certain.]

I saw much of this section of the world. The natural world is incredible- endlessly diverse, constantly evolving to better survive. People...they are the same everywhere.

[He shrugs, unsure of what to offer up to sate the clear hunger on Alucard’s face.]

I mostly studied whatever magic or physical sciences I could. It was not a sight-seeing tour.
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[personal profile] petcromancer 2019-12-05 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, I’ve been to Turkey, but not beyond. I preferred the islands off of the coast. Islands are fascinating as microcosms of life.

[And if you steered away from the ones used as waypoints for sailors, usually less populated.]

You have to remember, we aren’t all polyglots. I avoided lands where my Greek or Romanian wouldn’t serve.
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[personal profile] petcromancer 2019-12-06 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. I think if I were to build myself a lab, it would be on an island.

[He is a biologist, really. Death is a part of life, and you can't truly study one without the other. If Hector could ever be left to his own devices, he would lose himself in his studies and be a threat to precisely no one. But the likelihood of that happening is so tiny as to be unimaginable.]

It is fine. I'd rather someone assume I am smarter than I am than dumber.
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[personal profile] petcromancer 2019-12-06 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[Now you’ve THROWN HIM OFF HIS RHYTHM, Alucard!!]

Well, that is arguable. I did end up following two separate vampires’ evil plots.

[And you know what they say. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...]

But I appreciate the thought all the same.
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[personal profile] petcromancer 2019-12-07 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
[Enjoy this flat stare.]

You don't say.

[Pot, meet kettle.]

Animals like me, and that is infinitely more valuable to me.
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[personal profile] petcromancer 2019-12-07 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
Well, you're not as bad as most people....

[Hector likes him, and presumably, since he hasn't tried to burn Hector at the stake, Alucard at least has a higher opinion of him than the majority of people do.]

Sure, you can be an honorary part-time dog.

[If Hector can get more pets in, then he's willing to roll with it.]
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[personal profile] petcromancer 2019-12-07 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
[Hector misses a step.]

Your human form is not without its merits.

[He could name some, but vampires and half-vampires are already, typically, vain. They don't need any encouragement.]

But your wolf form is exceptional, and I am not opposed to spending more time with it.

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[personal profile] petcromancer 2019-12-07 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
[Hector nods.]

Yes, the sauce should chill for an hour or so. If you want stories of my travels, I'll tell you the highlights. Animals I saw, foods I sampled. That's what you wanted, right?

[It's a consolation prize for Alucard not being able to travel on his own, and a reward for having listened to his sob story.]
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[personal profile] petcromancer 2019-12-07 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
[He hums affirmative.]

I met a babaroga in the mountains once. She said I was too wicked for her to carry off in her sack, and she fed me pickled frogs' legs...

[It's the truncated version of the tale, but Hector has more bizarre tidbits where that came from.]

((We can prob wrap this one, too, unless there's more you wanted to do.))