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Alucard \\ Adrian F. Ţepeş ([personal profile] cryptsleeper) wrote2018-11-01 07:51 pm
miraclewhip: of 'soap', 'shaving' and 'basic human decency'. (Wallacia man confused by concepts)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-12-06 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
The fuck would I say to her? 'You're a rock because you're an idiot who can't follow instructions'?

[ He clambers gracelessly from the bathtub, ignores the towel and proceeds to try to shake himself dry like a dog. It doesn't work as well when human-shaped. ]
miraclewhip: gets a natural 1. (Wallachia man rolls eyes)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-12-07 12:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He looks down at the towel in bewilderment for a moment, then just decides to leave it there. How use towel? Bear doesn't know. ]

It'll dry on its own, sooner or later.

[ NONE BRUSHIE. He shakes his head, sighing. ]

I'll say it, but it's not going to change anything.
miraclewhip: virtues of being naked while eating cold spaghetti (Wallachia man explains in detail)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-12-07 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He's being dried. Why this. He just slumps his shoulders indignantly. ]

Then I'll get recover. What's your point?

[ Grump grump grump. ]