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Alucard \\ Adrian F. Ţepeş ([personal profile] cryptsleeper) wrote2018-11-01 07:51 pm
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[personal profile] whipboi 2020-03-20 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
[It takes a moment for Trevor to remember what Adrian is talking about. But he perks up before long, grinning sideways at the dhampir.]

I think you had better, or I'll file for compensation.
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[personal profile] whipboi 2020-03-20 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
[Trevor has a few very specific fixations. One of them happens to be wet skin, and another, Adrian's legs. Bless them, praise them; both at once nearly has him giddy.

He leans forward, elbows on his knees and a nigh-dreamy sigh on his lips.
]

You're fucking beautiful.
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[personal profile] whipboi 2020-03-20 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
[Fuck. On multiple levels.]

Would you buy 'curiosity?'
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[personal profile] whipboi 2020-03-20 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
[Trevor might have come up with a halfway believable excuse, had Adrian not broken out the ultimate equalizer and shot his attention to hell. It's foul play. Dirty pool. Wet legs. Trevor can't tear his eyes away.

The truth is probably a good deal stranger than any fiction he could invent anyway.
]

I was bored. And pretending to be a pirate isn't as fun without the right pants.
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[personal profile] whipboi 2020-03-20 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[Trevor has to stop, to seriously consider what he'd just said. In the grand tradition of Trevor not making any fucking sense at all, this is probably vying for first place in the nonsense idiot semi-finals. But he just rolls his eyes, as if this is something Adrian should just understand without further explanation or ado.]

Pirates wear tight pants. Obviously.
whipboi: (If I stop now call me a quitter)

[personal profile] whipboi 2020-03-20 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Why do you have to suck the joy and wonder out of my life?

[Because he was watching the pirate movie while he drank.]
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[personal profile] whipboi 2020-03-21 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
Why only those?

[Not that he's complaining, but honestly, it just seems impractical to leave the rest of him wet.]
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[personal profile] whipboi 2020-03-21 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, mother.

[Trevor's steady enough on his feet. This is old hat, getting around while partially (extremely) inebriated, and he's not about to let some slippery floors best him now!

Maybe. It's slow-going but he gropes for a couple towels as they reach the cabinet. One is momentarily forgotten on the floor, in favor of wrapping the other snuggly around Adrian's shoulders. Satisfied that it's not going anywhere, and after a few hilariously-failed attempts, Trevor sighs and plants himself on the floor, to snatch the towel up and start scrubbing his hair dry.

And he absolutely does not care how nude he is right now.
]

I'll just sleep here. Stairs are difficult.
whipboi: (If lies were cats you'd be a litter)

[personal profile] whipboi 2020-03-22 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
[Once upon a time, this had been disconcerting. By all rights, Adrian shouldn't be able to haul him around like he's nothing, but this isn't the first time, and it's probably not going to be the last. Lucky Adrian.]

I can walk myself, damnit. [Can, but won't, if his arms curling around Adrian's shoulders are any indication.]