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Alucard \\ Adrian F. Ţepeş ([personal profile] cryptsleeper) wrote2018-11-01 07:51 pm
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2020-03-25 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
You don't need to, I just-

[ -cats shouldn't get drowned! Why does everyone make a big deal about him thinking that! But he stops, because cheek kiss. Good. But also dad right there. Why is everyone embarrassing him in front of everyone else! ]

-Call me what you wish. But Leon will do, I think.
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2020-03-25 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Somehow, I doubt that 'Godfather' would be less awkward. But if it is- It isn't particularly accurate, I suppose. Dear Mathias never did have his children baptised, and I somehow doubt that *that* family tradition ended in the time our families have spent apart.

But you may use it.


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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2020-03-26 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
-Oh! Enid!

[ It's Trevor who stands to open the door of the sunroom, letting Eight in. She boofs and immediately jumps up first to lick Trevor, then Leon. Then she puts her paws on Alucard's lap and her face on her paws, standing on her hind legs by his chair. A sturdy looking short-haired dog, small but entirely muscle, follows and sits by the table, tongue very out of its mouth. A third is long and sleek and content to curl up to sleep nearby.

The non-dog figure that enters is a little shorter than Trevor and covered entirely by a long, dark, hooded robe. She takes Trevor's chair and lays her hands on the table - one flesh and one charred bone held together and animated by a collection of thin roots and vines. A skull stares out from the hood. ]


My daughter, and our Keeper of Secrets. If you wish the return of your family's knowledge, you need only ask her.
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2020-03-27 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Eight! Eight is the best girl! And she knows it! She gives a cheery boof and licks Alucard's face, absolutely getting white fur all over the coat.

Enid doesn't respond for a moment. It's a dramatic silence, except for how after a few seconds of it she looks at her father and brother, not possessing the facial muscles to manage a glare. With a soft 'oh', Leon leaves the room. Trevor sighs, waving a hand dismissively. ]


You could have given yourself a tongue, you know. This is important.

[ Leon returns with pen, inkwell and paper. Enid picks up the pen. ]

Very well.

I am Enid. These are Eight, Fourteen and Fifteen.

My library is missing several of your family's writings. Please surrender the following to my scribes for copying as soon as possible-


[ And Trevor snatches the pen out of her hand, because what the fuck. This isn't the time. ]

-Enid!
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2020-03-27 04:01 pm (UTC)(link)
No.

[ The writing is a little messier that time, because Enid has to push Trevor's hand down to write with it. ]

...ignore her. He just has no concept of appropriate timing.

Now is a good time for books. All times are good for books.

[ And she pulls the pen back out of Trevor's hand. Leon just sighs, smiling at Alucard. ]

Siblings. You know how they get.
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2020-03-27 04:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Stop trying to harass books out of my-

Your what? Are we calling him your boyf-

[ Trevor snatches the pen out of Enid's hands and scribbles that last part out furiously, bright red. ]

They're all like this. Every last one. My love and I were both only children, we never foresaw this. But I am glad. It is good, that they do not feel the need to be the same as us.

[ Eight boofs, just enjoying pets. She's missed her strange human puppy. But he's grown up healthy, and she's so, so proud. She couldn't be happier. ]
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2020-03-27 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Trevor stops, but Enid doesn't. She's in the process of writing something rather less appropriate than 'are you calling him your boyfriend now' when Eight gives a disapproving BOOF and she stops. Looking away, properly ashamed of her behaviour from the boof of discipline. ]

Oh, Eight. I'm sorry. We didn't mean to upset you-

[ As Trevor's voice becomes incoherent cooing dog-communication-noises, Enid attempts to roll her eyes (doesn't work, has none) and starts writing again. ]

I will leave the girls here. They will find their way home. Come to the library when you are ready to share your knowledge.
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2020-03-27 05:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Trevor takes his seat back, clapping his hands on his thighs. The sleeping dog immediately perks up and rushes over to clamber into his lap and immediately doze off again, and the smaller stockier one just determinedly trying to put his hand in its mouth as he equally determinedly tries to pet it. ]

She's missed you. [ A pause. ] Eight, I mean. I don't think my sister is capable of missing anything with two legs.
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2020-03-27 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Leon just laughs. It's what early morning sunlight must sound like, soft and warm and full of promise. Trevor remains on his chair, now pinned there by the sleepy dog.

And Eight? Eight is overjoyed. Snuggles! Proper snuggles! She's all fluff and wagging tail, now, and seems determined to be as attached to Alucard as possible. ]


I think I will let her have you to herself. I know better than to try to separate the dear eighth from her loves.
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2020-03-27 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
You are more than welcome.

[ He bows. ]

You may stay here until nightfall, if you wish. But no longer.
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2020-03-27 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
You are. It’s just-

[ Trevor stops trying to pet the dog for a moment, so it starts slobbering all over his hand. His attention is on Leon. He almost seems concerned. ]

You will be visiting your mother tonight, yes? [ Trevor nods, almost nervously, and Leon’s smile turns sad. ] Once night falls, he will take you to her.
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2020-03-27 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes. The Midnight Castle moves constantly, as midnight itself does. And we cannot exist in the same space.

[ He reaches out to touch Eight. She boofs. ]

Ah, my dear snowflake. So lovely. So good.
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2020-03-28 01:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Trevor is making 'nope, nope, don't offer to do that' motions in the background. Leon shakes his head. ]

I fear that by now, all of my children have refused to bear words to my Moonlight. [ Because it's embarrassing! ] We have found other ways to speak, never fear.

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