Catch All II

[cryptsleeper]

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[soulsteal]

[ let it be known that soma starts a message with the words "see, this is why i'm different," realizes he is also a dramatic and over-the-top person who puts all of himself into what he does, and then deletes the whole sentence. ]

take a vacation at some point within the next 20 years

pretty sure julius and i can handle whatever world-ending emergency would have your attention otherwise

give it another 40 and it'll be me and whatever magic baby he has with yoko instead

[cryptsleeper]

[And that's only partially due to dear ol' dad being in there buddy.]

Oh God, that sounds like reason to do that sooner rather than later. Those babies are nightmares in the first few months, you don't even know.

How long is my required vacation?

[soulsteal]

i don't know man, you're on a different timescale from the rest of us

two months sounds great to me so let's say two years for you minimum

[cryptsleeper]

One. I've been everywhere now, the novelty of exploration that could stretch the matter into two years has long since passed.

[soulsteal]

you see what i mean?

i get it, buddy, but it's not really about exploring new places

it's just about having different experiences

thinking about stuff besides demons and the fate of the world

you're a person too

[cryptsleeper]

I take your point, but you also don't know what I do in my free time. It may surprise you to learn, but I actually don't only think about demons, vampires, the night world, and the fate of humanity.

[soulsteal]

what do you do in your free time?

[cryptsleeper]

Art, actually.

I learned architecture from my father, and have entertained myself since then. I'm also a capable book binder, although that is more for practical reasons.

[soulsteal]

oh. that's why you kept telling me i'd be shit at bookbinding

lmao

[ ... ]

well why don't you show me then

how it's done

i'll tell you something i'm not gonna be as shit at it as you think i'll be

[cryptsleeper]

It's a very, very fiddly thing. Do you enjoy sewing?

I'm all ears.

[soulsteal]

i'm actually pretty good at most things that i can do with my hands

painting, calligraphy, origami, sewing, cooking, cleaning... a ton of other softboy things

it's why i'm always fucking with knives and stuff

found out i can shoot guns in the castle too, that was alright

i'm shit at sports though cuz i hate other people

[cryptsleeper]

[.........how has he never imagined Dracula With a Gun before?]

Hm.

Well, I'm in the middle of re-binding a 17th century book, if you want to see what the process looks like. Maybe you would enjoy it. There's some alignment with the folds and precision of origami once one is at the point of joining the text block with the covers.

What are you up to this evening?

[soulsteal]

nothing special

was gonna put dinner on the stove than game for a bit

but i can do that anytime so

if you want me over i can come over. i'll behave. don't wanna fuck up your 400 year old book

but i'll learn something from watching you

i usually do

[cryptsleeper]

I was going to give you a beginner's kit, I assure you.

[He may or may not be making one right now. A lil journal.]

We can also do this any other night this week.

[soulsteal]

up to you bro

if you need extra time to get ready for me to come over just pick another date

otherwise, you're not putting me out or anything

i'm good at dropping my plans for friends

house is always empty anyway

[cryptsleeper]

[....someone uses the f-word....]

Tomorrow?

I'll make dinner as well.

[soulsteal]

[ i forgot to respond to this two tags ago but truly, they absolutely cannot let soma become dracula because then they're going to have a dracula who knows how to point a 9mm at the nearest belmont ]

yeah, tomorrow sounds good.

dinner sounds good, too. i'll bring dessert.

[cryptsleeper]

[Alucard has known quasi-peace for years, this will be what breaks him.]

Any requests? I need to go grocery shopping anyway.

[soulsteal]

i like curry

but you can make it any style you want

[cryptsleeper]

Give me your top three and then I'll surprise you. How's that?

[soulsteal]

top three... styles of curry?

[ curry where brain should be ]

[cryptsleeper]

Yes?

[He thought this was obvious????]

[soulsteal]

sorry. it's just hard to pick. i don't think anyone's ever asked me that before

i think all curry is good curry

[cryptsleeper]

You're going to get Wallachian curry in a moment...

[soulsteal]

really??

[ you sure that's a good idea alucard. what if THIS is the thing that brings back dracula — ]

really really??

haha

i can't wait

it's been a long time since i was this excited about something, i think