I mean, not that I've ever done that, that would be a breach of our unspoken respect for each other and our shared mutual space.
[Jaskier is going on the assumption Alucard does not know that he did indeed fuck Geralt on his own desk in the office some time ago, and that those gouges in the wood are... uh. From moving it. Clearly.
Or if they never mention or talk about it, that's even better.]
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[Jaskier is going on the assumption Alucard does not know that he did indeed fuck Geralt on his own desk in the office some time ago, and that those gouges in the wood are... uh. From moving it. Clearly.
Or if they never mention or talk about it, that's even better.]