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[cointosser]

I mean, not that I've ever done that, that would be a breach of our unspoken respect for each other and our shared mutual space.

[Jaskier is going on the assumption Alucard does not know that he did indeed fuck Geralt on his own desk in the office some time ago, and that those gouges in the wood are... uh. From moving it. Clearly.

Or if they never mention or talk about it, that's even better.]

[cryptsleeper]

[Great news Jaskier! Alucard has never looked at your desk and absolutely never that closely.]

I can offer two. Flavor profile preference?

I'm ignoring the second part entirely and we shall not speak of it.

[cointosser]

Oh. Er. I forgot to ask... I don't know. Whatever one you would recommend. Preferably more blood than, er, wine.

Agreed.

[cryptsleeper]

[....Ah.]

I'll leave two bottles on your desk.

[cointosser]

[Look, he wasn't trying to be coy about it!]

Oh. Oh, well. Thank you. And without a lecture? That is why we work so well together. Thank you, Alucard.

I'll be sure to replace them twofold.

[cryptsleeper]

I just trust you not to do it again, and that you weren't near my things at the time. You clearly cleaned up well enough that I didn't notice.

Thank you.

Have fun.

[cointosser]

No, I meant about the -- the vampire thing! I thought we weren't talking about the other thing!

I won't, I wasn't, and I did. Just so you know.

[cryptsleeper]

:]

[cointosser]

[He is SO annoying sometimes.]