Don't you make that noise! And your desert owl form looks perfect in a cactus.

[Look. He'll take being shoved back and being bullied. It is a founding bedrock of their friendship. But Alucard will not be implied to have not been gracious about being right regarding cactus naps.]

Rude. Not sinful. Rude or dickish, never that word. [It smacks of Catholicism.] Funny. I thought this counted as a date.