miraclewhip: 'Takes one to know one', says local vampire. (Wallachia man secretly dramatic fuck)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-18 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
Fuck off, that was the correct reaction to lightning striking three feet away when you're in the middle of an awful dinner.

[ And he lets go of Alucard's shoulder to shove him for that, down into the grass. ]

But now you know you can do that shit, and that's good.
miraclewhip: possible causes: vampires, humans, god (Wallachia man in a huff)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-18 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
[ This is awful and was not at all the plan. Oh no. The dog yips in alarm as they both pull each other into the grass, jumping out of Alucard's lap to climb onto his side instead. ]

Well fuck. So you can't just come visit us while we're away?

[ What do you mean you can't use vampire magic for booty calls if you get lonely ]
miraclewhip: well shit. (Wallachia man has first crush)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-18 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
You always are.

[ He brings a hand up to Alucard's cheek, stroking it softly. It's soft, and it's tender, and maybe he could imagine Leon being soft and tender in a way that he certainly couldn't imagine him swearing and shoving people over. But it wasn't unique to Leon. Any fucker would be soft and tender if they were here with someone so very precious. ]

Could never touch you through the mirror.

[ As Sypha liked to make sure they were all very aware of. She had a particular fondness for talking in great detail about the things that they would do if they could. ]
miraclewhip: don't tell anyone, he has a reputation to maintain (Wallachia man content)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-18 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
Use whatever scale you please. You'll always be needed.

[ He's not going anywhere. It's summer, and the weather's unlikely to turn any time soon (if it even can, rather than just being stuck on this one bright, warm day forever). He's perfectly content to just stay out here until night and then sleep in the grass. They'll probably have to go back inside to eat and to invite Sypha, but that's something for future Trevor to worry about. ]

Once or twice while we're away, at least. To keep us from doing anything stupid. And we'll be with you while you rest it off.

[ And- Okay, so maybe anything as strenuous as sex might be out of the question after using that magic, if it always leaves Alucard as exhausted as it did before. But he can be there. He can sleep between them and Sypha can curl herself around him and bury her face in his hair and kiss the back of his neck and he can kiss his forehead and fall asleep to the feeling of cool breaths against his collarbone. ]
miraclewhip: to remove 'I eat ass' sticker from truck (Wallachia man arrested after refusing)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-18 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
I can't imagine why that would be. My intentions here are perfectly pure.

[ No they are not. And then, with the worst and most shit-eating grin- ]

What did you think I meant?
miraclewhip: Local speakers and vampires shocked to discover themselves morosexual (Wallachia man confirmed idiot)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-18 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
[ The grin does not become any less shit-eating. He's the worst. The actual worst. ]

Did you think I meant that I wanted to get my hands all over you? To see you all flushed and out of breath? To make you make that stupid noise you do when someone kisses you here?

[ And he punctuates that last one by moving his hand from Alucard's cheek to the back of his neck, scratching lightly at the top of it where his hair begins.

And yes he is being a giant shit and ruining the wonderful moment but in his defense he must bully vampires. It is his purpose in life. ]
miraclewhip: despite being set on fire four times this week (Wallachia man adores local witch)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-18 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
We needed something to discuss while waiting for the metal to cool.

[ The grin turns less horrible and more genuinely delighted at that stupid, perfect noise. And there is a little less of that silly feigned-innocence voice that he has totally been doing. ]

Maybe we just wanted you with us. To enjoy your company.
miraclewhip: well shit. (Wallachia man has first crush)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-18 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
Well if you're going to come all that way to visit us, it's only fair that we try to arrange that.

[ Until whatever needs to happen for them to stay together finally happens, they're both going to miss him bitterly whenever they're apart. It's a lot to ask of him, to exhaust himself using that spell. But they're selfish, and they want him to be selfish, and then nobody has to be lonely. ]
miraclewhip: steals alcohol, poops on floor, falls asleep on couch. (Wallachia man breaks into house)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-19 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
[ Their first return to what-it-still-felt-odd-to-call-home had been. Strange. Difficult. Emotional. Most of the castle was still unsafe. It wasn't ready for them. Alucard hadn't been ready for them either, Trevor suspects. The castle never saw a Belmont twice, up until then. And maybe its master hadn't been expecting them to return either. They'd spent the night outside, that night, in the late spring air and on the same bedrolls they'd been dragging around on the wagon. And he wasn't sure if he'd ever seen anyone so simultaneously joyful and anguished as Alucard had been when he'd watched Sypha curl up into his arms to sleep.

Because he and Sypha made a different shape, these days, and they still had to work out how to fit Alucard against it.

It had been simple enough in the end. Or rather, it had been simple enough for Sypha. She was good at this shit. She mediated, and she slept between them, and they both adored her. They set up the room where they would sleep between them, and Alucard figured out which areas of the castle were safe and things were- whatever fucked up kind of thing passes for normal in his life nowadays.

Sypha isn't here now, called off to aid one of the caravans with some kind of magical bullshit that he doesn't understand, and so once again they've been left with a pair of shapes that don't quite fit together so much as they both fit against her. ]


You don't have to pretend to sleep for my sake. That shit must bore you out of your mind.

[ It's the early hours of the morning, and it's a deeply weird feeling, after a few weeks of the three of them being piled into a definitely-not-large-enough-for-three bed, to be sharing a bed with someone and determinedly not touching them. And he still has his eyes closed, his back turned to Alucard, but he can hear the way he's breathing. And he's still a Belmont who Must Observe the Vampire. He knows what awake-Alucard's breath sounds like. ]
Edited 2018-12-19 03:12 (UTC)
miraclewhip: 'Takes one to know one', says local vampire. (Wallachia man secretly dramatic fuck)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-19 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
Fucking guarantee I've slept through worse.

[ Usually as a result of drunkenness, but still. He's good at determining what's danger and what isn't in his sleep and tuning out what he needs to. It's a skill you learn, sleeping outdoors for the better part of two decades.

It's not a skill that fucking prepares you for situations like this. He can tell animals scrapping from a monster attack, but that's no use at all when the thing keeping you awake is the fact that you're sharing a bed with an infuriatingly beautiful floaty ethereal vampire and your muscle memory is screaming that 'right now, your arms ought to be here'. ]


Already did. [ His subconscious is being simultaneously better and worse than usual. On the one hand, no burning. Fucking fantastic. On the other, what the fuck is he supposed to do with its newfound habit of coming up with new contexts for the end of that fight in Gresit? ] Done now.
miraclewhip: 'I don't like it, I don't like it at all' (Wallachia man has feeling)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-19 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
Guests.

[ He does turn over to look at Alucard at that, because movement. He doesn't sit up, but he raises himself a little on one arm. Guests. It doesn't sound wrong, not for referring to him. For referring to Sypha, though. ]

Is that what she is, too? Figured you'd think of her as- closer.
miraclewhip: (8BmNHW8)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-19 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
Don't go around calling her 'guest', at least. She'll hate it.

[ It's honest, and not all that combative for once. Because she will hate it. Because it's taking something away from her, making the castle just another of many, many, many places that aren't really her home, just a place where she stays sometimes.

It's easier to talk about Sypha. She talks about how she feels so very much, and he has nothing better to do than to memorize it. ]


You're family to her. That's what this shit is.

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