miraclewhip: to remove 'I eat ass' sticker from truck (Wallachia man arrested after refusing)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-10 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
I'll let you know if you're ever in danger of me being clever.

[ But he does stay still, letting Alucard work. It's not pleasant at all, but it's better than it was. Feels more like a body part and less like something horrible that's stuck to his arm. He'll need to try to move his fingers, to test if he can, but he'll wait for permission first. ]
miraclewhip: because local gentleman 'too fangly'. (Wallachia man calls 911)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-10 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
[ Carefully, carefully, he moves his fingers. All at once, at first, and then tests at moving them one at a time. It's painful but not difficult. ]

There. Good as ever.
miraclewhip: of 'soap', 'shaving' and 'basic human decency'. (Wallacia man confused by concepts)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-10 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
Really? And here I thought I'd be lugging timber around one handed just fine. [ He sighs. ] I'll find some way to amuse myself. No doubt Sypha will be talking both our ears off for the next week once she's back anyway.

[ But hey, his arm's as wrapped up as it's going to be. He turns it over, experimenting some more. ]

You can tell her I fucked up and hit it with a hammer, if you like.
miraclewhip: (CIIhNjz)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-10 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
May as well. I'll be the one she blames for it, you know. 'Belmont, were you taunting him again?'

[ He laughs. ]

Which I was, but still unfair.
miraclewhip: bra and hat, vandalises church property (Wallachia man wearing nothing but)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-10 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
Half of what we discuss on the road, I'm afraid, is too sordid for your delicate ears.

[ Bully the vampire. ]

But yes, the other half is her speculating about who I'm going to be starting fights with and scolding me for it preemptively.
miraclewhip: (CIIhNjz)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-10 01:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Well if I've already been scolded for it, there's no sense in not going ahead and doing it.

[ He grins. He likes this speaker bullying game. Though it's not going to keep him from ALSO bullying the vampire. ]

Well, it's a little late for that on this occasion. We could lean into it, let her think that we really did fight. Then we let her figure it out on her own.
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-10 02:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He intends to succeed.

(He does not. If he intended to succeed, he would have brought more than an iron spike for a stake. Would have stopped at a church for supplies. Would be here during the day. Probably would not have indulged in a little pre-drinking for courage before he came to fight Dracula. He intends to die, to be done with all of this shit, and to maybe get a stake into Dracula's heart as he does.)

His family put Dracula aside when he left Europe, focusing instead upon the prophecy that a terrible disaster would come to pass, would rend empires apart and bring terrible monsters of fire and steel into the world and kill half the men in Europe and leave only a lingering darkness that would coalesce into something terrible. It had come to pass. It had come to pass and they had failed to protect the world from it, and now all but one of them were gone, and all that was left to do was to complete that first terrible mission that they had taken on nine centuries ago.

And he looks the part of Dracula's killer either very much or not at all, depending on how much importance one gives to a uniform (because he has few other clothes, and none so appropriate for fighting). A drunken Romanian man in a french infantry uniform with a stake. No whip, because that hadn't been in the ruins of his home. Taken by looters, no doubt. He could have found a replacement, just any old bullwhip treated with chism. But he didn't come here to do a good job and he didn't come here to stand a fucking chance at survival.

He knocks on the door of what had once been Dracula's castle. ]


Show yourself, vampire!
miraclewhip: for every mistake in his life (Wallachia man blames 'spooky shit')

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-10 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[ No answer.

Fine.

The war may have interrupted his training, and magic may have never been his forte in the first place, but he still knows a few things. Such as the spell that let him track down the castle in the first place, and how to disrupt the enchantments that are keeping him from just jamming the iron spike into the door and wrenching it open. He takes a stick of charcoal from his pocket, scrawling runes onto the door. The handwriting on the runes is fucking atrocious, but good handwriting isn't what powers magic.

He intends to die here. He's come halfway across the fucking world to die here. Even drunk, there's enough seething rage coiled up inside him to break whatever spells protect the place. Dracula's enchantments have always proven fragile when faced with any spell that uses Belmont blood as a component, after all.

He just needs to cut his finger to complete the spell. ]


Answer for the massacre of my fucking family, Dracula, or every enchantment protecting this place goes, the world sees it for what it is, and I kick in your fucking door anyway.
miraclewhip: (LhpsPfa)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-10 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Very well. Then you answer for him.

[ And it would be incorrect to say that's all the warning that Alucard gets before there's a stake being driven into his chest, because that's happening before Trevor even finishes speaking. ]

If you could tell me where he is before you die, that would be fucking wonderful.
miraclewhip: possibly his own. (Wallachia man going to break a face)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-10 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Fuck. Missed the heart. Maybe coming here drunk was not the best idea.

But on the other hand, good. This might not be Dracula, but it's one of his generals. Something like that. Good enough. There's no cry when the bone cracks, barely anything other than a twitch of the lips baring blunt teeth. ]


The Belmont has finally come to America. [ He corrects. ] I thought you fuckers liked counting.
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-10 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I know- [ He's interrupted by his arm hitting the step. That gets a noise of pain out of him this time, but it's dulled by the alcohol and the adrenaline. ] -I know what the remains of a Dark Inferno look like, vampire. I know it was him.

[ They look, in truth, a lot like the remains of an early use of the B-1E Elektronbrandbombe. Any sufficiently advanced technology, and all that. ]

We let you live for centuries. Dracula restarted this fucking war, and it doesn't end with his death. [ Knife. He has a knife at his belt. He takes it in his still functional arm, stabbing it at Alucard. ] But it can fucking well start with yours.
miraclewhip: bra and hat, vandalises church property (Wallachia man wearing nothing but)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-10 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you suggesting I just spend a day behaving myself and see what she does?

[ This isn't going to inspire any future actions no not at all. ]

For a very generous definition of 'true'. You're getting better at this.
miraclewhip: to remove 'I eat ass' sticker from truck (Wallachia man arrested after refusing)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-11 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
Not that fucking war, this fucking war. My fucking war.

[ One arm is useless, the other is successfully grappled, and his knife is stuck in the vampire. He really should have brought the silver one, but he wasn't really intending to live long enough to need any of this. ]

Not hungry? [ He sneers, despite literally nothing here going to plan. Not to either the 'kill the vampire' plan or the 'get killed by the vampire' plan. ] I don't think you can stop me without obliging, you pompous bloodsucker.

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